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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50237
 13.07.2011
I choose Forester’s parents.
Auto: 2007 year, has already run 219,000 km.

Comments of the Seller:
<Description of equipment and TO> It is not shameful for the car. of any diagnosis. Contract at inspection.
"The fanatics of zero speeds will twist the odometer to any desired value.
and :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50236
 13.07.2011
Well, let’s go to me later...
She: And what will we do there?
“Well, let’s drink the tea.
She: And that is all?
Yes, we can see the movie.)
What about fucking?( by

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50235
 13.07.2011
Epic Fail is when your ex-girlfriend hits your current girlfriend.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №50234
 13.07.2011
ANNA (16:52:24 12/07/2011)
When I came here to work.
ANNA (16:52:36 12/07/2011)
There was Anya.
ANNA (16:52:49 12/07/2011)
She was big and thick.
ANNA (16:52:57 12/07/2011)
I am like a small
ANNA (16:53:05 12/07/2011)
We were called
ANNA (16:53:15 12/07/2011)
Anya Big and Anya Small
ANNA (16:53:26 12/07/2011)
Then they called shortened.
ANNA (16:53:30 12/07/2011)
Mania and Bath

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50233
 13.07.2011
Once I was terribly ill. Because I fell in love with a boy in 5 seconds. I fell in love because he looked at me so strangely, so looked. You know, yeah yeah! Sometimes one look is enough. And I knew that this bitter feeling had no future. There was a situation that there was no future. I suffered so much. Suffered terribly. is terrible. Temperature 38 and 5. And even left the city. Just one glance, and a whole life. Sinking like a whale. I thought it was forever. Then we met him again by chance. He looked so strangely at everyone. Because he has a blindness.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50232
 13.07.2011
The Dwarves in the Cedar - The Nightmare of Linux

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