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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32923
 13.07.2010
Tagged: monitor purchased
27 inches of fucking ?
What a huge steel now.)
Mindhack: Do you get angry when they write the caps?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32922
 13.07.2010
XXX: What is this sad status?
YYY: caught who what
XXX is a bird? =) is
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY and the gonorrhea :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32921
 13.07.2010
climb_ever
I found it in Google.) it is huge.
climb_ever
Fuck the military :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32920
 13.07.2010
Rome (12:16:58 13/07/2010)
And in my world there are only machines with CPUs. They eat fries and crawl with strawberries

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32919
 13.07.2010
Y: How to work?
X: without a soft sign. And you?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32918
 13.07.2010
Pyu: I need to bring discomfort to one person through a mobile phone
Piu: What to do?
GREGox: fuck the head with the Nokia 3310?

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32917
 13.07.2010
Lightning: Pasha told yesterday how the cat again dropped a long cactus from his table. The scheme there is this - at the table sits Pasha, in front of him sits a cat, and behind the cat sits a cactus. So this is how Pashin’s story began – I sneezed...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32916
 13.07.2010
and Tybola:
In the game Colonization of the Aztecs from the heat apparently artificial intelligence broke up - they require me 0 units of sugar, well, of course I gave

The Woman:
The boy is checked.

The rifleman:
They were just looking for a reason to come in.

and Tybola:
Like the Gypsies, let them drink.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32915
 13.07.2010
There are situations in life that can only be characterized by the male sex of the female genital organ :(

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32914
 13.07.2010
I work in the hospital as an operator-technologist and I am scared - people from our dentist go to the hands of traumatologists... with a diagnosis - VIVICH CHELUSTI O_o

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32913
 13.07.2010
What about the pasta with a toast?
he: mmm, tasty
Only salt would be left.
He and Ketchup
He: And the hats...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №32912
 13.07.2010
Niceneasy: Lenka has dogs, a hybrid wolf with a cockroach
Niceneasy: It's clear that my cat is that funny snack
Niceneasy: I was afraid that she would eat that dirty Yorkshire.
Niceneasy: I locked a puppy in the bathroom while Lenka hanged on me
Niceneasy: Casus came out today.
Niceneasy: She took my keys, went home to me alone
Niceneasy: I regretted my pet and threw my cat into the bathroom and closed it
Niceneasy: But my cat is scattered, knows how to open the door from the inside.
Niceneasy: Angry with such disrespect, the cat came out of the bathroom
Niceneasy: And caught this shit on thin legs
and niceneasy:
and niceneasy:
and niceneasy:
Niceneasy: She took her skin and took her to the bathroom
Niceneasy: I love my cat)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32911
 13.07.2010
Heaven: Listen, do you remember, in St. Petersburg Institute of Technology at which metro station is located?
Photographer: You won’t believe...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32910
 13.07.2010
I hate it! Irkutsa decided to marry Sasha. What a pepper! No, you can imagine? and IRA! For the Sasha? Is it just me that seems funny?! to
ADOLFIK: Who are all these people? O_O
You don’t know them, go on.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32909
 13.07.2010
craigy-waigy
There was happiness. Katyuka asked to help her with Skype settings. I bought a microphone. I called her, she heard me, I wasn’t there. We broke all the settings, all the options of the boxes and the arrangements of the different bars. After 40 minutes I ask her the name of the microphone - she writes me X-STORM USB-LT. I hit the yandex - it turned out that it was a laptop lamp)))

Someday Offer
))))))))))))
Tell her to speak in the earphone.

craigy-waigy
This blonde will not believe ?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32908
 13.07.2010
The first hacker was Odysseus.
The Greeks for 10 years brutally forced Troy, and could not pick up the password, then he threw them a Trojan, and that foolishly intercepted the password from the key and sent it where it should be :) And Cassandra was the first antivirus. He said, potentially dangerous. But the trojans ignored :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32907
 13.07.2010
And the fans of summers don’t even know that in Bulgarian Summers is Zdravch.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32906
 13.07.2010
It seems to me alone that drivers of routes have any special unlimited tariff on the phone?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32905
 13.07.2010
# Mikhail 2009-07-01 14:35 Tell me, please, if I go to Sevastopol on someone else's ticket, what problems can I have? Exchange is no longer possible. All other documents (passport) are in full order.
# Denis Major 2009-07-15 16:37 The problem may be one - you are not allowed on the train.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32904
 13.07.2010
In the summer, only very lazy or childless people drive from the country on a dirty car.

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