My three-year-old asked how much more he would have to listen to me. I told him he would listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked at me harshly and corrected, “Until the end of your life.” The kids are cruel, man.

xxx: It's yes when room 28 is straight, and I've had last month that day that night was stable 34, the sunny side, her mother.

The Sunny Side of What? and Mercury?

The case was in the 1990s. The cabbage harvest that summer exceeded all possible records. And they roasted and roasted and marinated, except that they had not yet cooked. Throwing out is also a pity.

My grandfather, squeezing a little and scratching in the back of his head, took a wooden chair and put on it a cabbage good for a cabbage on the street, attaching a sign "FREE".

After an hour or two, the grandfather discovered all the cabbage good in full composition on the ground, and the chair as never before.

Halva, my dear ones, is a tricky thing.

No State Department has even dreamed of destabilizing the internal situation in our country so effectively as is achieved by the way of life of our ULITA.

I am leaving the parking lot of Ashan, and here the old seven is crushing me in the back. Oh yeah my! The grandfather comes out, the beard gray, scratches the glowing scarf and says, "Son, forgive me, I have no insurance, let's decide on the spot." Well, I think iron, I forgive grandfather. I say, “Well, let’s fix it...” And then his grandmother comes out of the passenger and says, “What hero? You don’t see, we’re gone! Pay the damages immediately.” Grandfather in his eyes panic, takes her elbow, and says, "Sorry, Nina Sergeevna, but I'll finally fuck you..."

The Russian Foreign Ministry announced the arrival of a delegation of Somali pirates to the talks in Moscow.

xxx: I was so acquainted said that in the evening in our area it is better not to battle, there are some muddy three copniks, I still thought, strangely, how many evenings with Igor and Denis walked around the area - no copniks were seen, and then as I understood...