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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №158339
 13.07.2022
I take money in the bank. A mother with a little girl:

I want to press the buttons too.

You are still small, you can’t get it. See, you will grow up, you will have big legs, and big fingers, and big fingers.

And Sisi?

Well, how lucky it is.



P.s My mom was lucky.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158338
 13.07.2022
Propaganda does not zombie the fools, it gives the fools the ground to justify their wickedness.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №158337
 13.07.2022
We met a guy five years ago on a dating site, purely from the ballad. Writing back, it was only embarrassing that everything did not call for a walk. So a month passed, and he admitted that he stopped speaking at the age of three when he was walking with his father in the 90s and his father was shot in the park. He only remembers the last time he shouted and tried to escape from his dead father. Mother tried to logopedists, psychologists, but in a small town they are not able to do this. When he told me, I pulled him out for a walk and saw that he was even more beautiful than in the photo. He reads a lot, writes a lot of articles and books. I found for him the best psychotherapist in Moscow, he barely agreed. Three years ago, on the two-year anniversary of the relationship, he came in the evening with a cake, tastes and movies tickets. And then something happened that even my father was crying for. He said the word “I love” a little shy and afraid. It was the best thing that happened to me.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158336
 13.07.2022
- Stephens, you received a message from your neighbors. They write that yesterday you drank, boasted and mocked in Russian!
Stirlitz silently takes a piece of paper and writes a reply:
The SS Group Chief Henry Mueller. My neighbors know Russian and, especially suspiciously, understand non-normative Russian vocabulary!“”

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