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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8925
 13.08.2008
Halo, how are you doing? I am Gabia.
Same as Jade, fuck it!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8924
 13.08.2008
The United States:
Russia is spreading disinformation about the war in South Ossetia. All reliable information we receive from our special agent in Tbilisi, comrade Sa... Ah! What a special agent!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8923
 13.08.2008
Ukrainian Foreign Ministry: "Russian ships may not return to Crimea"
Russian Foreign Ministry: “If Russian ships cannot return to Crimea, the Crimea peninsula will return to Russian ships”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8922
 13.08.2008
Spam as always:
In the village of Evil Beauty, a cow killed a cow

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8921
 13.08.2008
In contact with the group decided to stick in the stones to the picture (pretty):
The topic is open!
I got a response (from my aunt):
- Galina, you are a girl, approach the mirror and uncover the topic of the breast!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8920
 13.08.2008
<Chloroform> How about the night?
< The Government!> You are a class! Everyone got drunk, and Alinka and I lay half naked in a separate room on the same bed!
<Chloroform> o_O Did you break up?? to
<Vlad> No, as long as only the number of the Ace shot!
<Chloroform> oiaeboo!! How can you be such a virgin at 23?? to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8919
 13.08.2008
I heard the smell of autumn today...so sweet, even dull.
The smell of autumn? And I woke up last night because of the fact that the courtyard of the modern could not hold the spade in his hands, once five dropped it))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8918
 13.08.2008
kromat: The most funny thing is that the schoolgirls and spammers stopped getting to me in aska, and the blondes are also dumb because I put an anti-spam bot on the quip with the question "How much will 2+2*2?" now boring:((

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8917
 13.08.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I found the worst movie about Odin!! to
WOW: Oh and what?? to
That is Stephen King!
There is a clown, not an admin.
I am going to go fucking away!! The English movie is called it.
I mean 😉 😉

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8916
 13.08.2008
In full seriousness. and rd)
Please contact the office:

1st Stitch for piercing the leaves (for 2 large holes), preferably pink.
2nd Stitch for piercing the leaves (iron wire), preferably pink.
Three Paper boxes, preferably green.
4 is A box (top with holes) to insert there, pencil and pen.
5 is Line (with divisions), centimeters by 15-20.
6 is Pencils (color, 8-10 must be of different colors).
7 is A gel pen for writing. (The Blue)
8 is Transparent adhesive polyethylene tape (2 rolls)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8915
 13.08.2008
Loi_Schtamm: Here are some warm words
The nature of the screams.
Who is crying "Ura! It is war!"
As a child I moved him.
Who is crying out "Georgian bombs!"
(If he is not an outsider,
Forgive them now.
Suga, gnida and pi aras.
Who screams to the Georgians "fas!"
Also, in general, the P*Aras.
Who cries "e*at everyone in the mouth!"
And make a joke with him, let him go.
Who screams "I am an analyst!"
Only a mental syphilis.
Who screams "I am a patriot!"
Idiot or idiot.
Who screams "I am a liberal!"
He apparently stole something.
Who screams "all power down!"
He wants to steal himself.
Who screams "I am Eurasian!"
He is needy and bloodthirsty.
Who cries "I am a God-bearer!"
In my head, I see.
Who cries "I will save Russia!"
I think that "Zasua"
Who cries "Save Russia!"
I think "I’m going to go.
c) The infiltration

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8914
 13.08.2008
As long as you have the desire to build the way of life, your enemies will always be in your hearts.

The impasse.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8913
 13.08.2008
Russian Radio in Vancouver:



After the opening of the Olympics in Beijing, 108 people gathered in the streets and at the stadium.

ton of waste, up to 80% of which will go to recycling, that is,

It will come back to us in the form of Chinese goods.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8912
 13.08.2008
A bookkeeper reads a Tale of the Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

The girl is fascinated by history, especially the part of her, where the pumpkin

It becomes a gold car.

Suddenly she asks:

When the turmeric turns into a gold car,

This is classified as income, or as an increase in value.

Property...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8911
 13.08.2008
I had a conversation with a friend on the phone (to forgive me that I am telling).

He says:
I want to sell the car. He hanged an advertisement.
Have you called?
But there were some calls. The numbers are unknown. did not respond.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8910
 13.08.2008
The fun! Google has already deleted all cities and towns of Georgia from its map.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8909
 13.08.2008
Hamak
Go back to #039;
One one
fucking
Hamak
And you?
One one
I am still fucking.
One one
Not in the WOW.
Hamak
A to 4th?
One one
C++
Hamak
4 the ego
Hamak
4e za hujn'a?
One one
Toys are like that. Old and Funny PC
One one
We work in the whole department.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8908
 13.08.2008
Oleg
If you would teach me, shop, I’t break your brain every time.
Kif
A textbook on photography?
Oleg
Give it
Kif
Shit, I was not ready.
Kif
not


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8907
 13.08.2008
Leishy: The ancestors left, I eat only peelings. tired, I wanted pasta!!!I went to the kitchen, got the pasta, put, water.I sit and wait when it boils up, I thought something.then as I remember that the water is on the pasta!I take the pasta I go to the plate, and there... and there in the pot already the peelmen are cooked!!!!Mystic or lunatic?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8906
 13.08.2008
Reveur: I am preparing for Ex. I read the proverb in the textbook:"All minet-one truth will remain"... Read several times to understand the essence of these unrelated words.

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