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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8905
 13.08.2008
The summer. We note the receipt of the diploma of Sargas from a former classmate in the country. After a tough intersection, they carried the garbage with the guy to wash in large black bags. Mentew UAZ runs, brakes, and from there the rod goes out:
What do I carry?
I – the garbage
Q. What did he say?
I – the garbage
Q. How did you call me? He opens the door, he goes out
I am the garbage, I say.
Mint scratched the tail, walked into the UAZ and left =))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8904
 13.08.2008
It seems to me alone that Medvedev was fucking fooled by making him president?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8903
 13.08.2008
Immediately two medals - gold and silver, put in the treasury of the national team of Armenia fighter Arthur Nalbadyan...The most remarkable thing is that for this he did not have to go out on the tatami. Walking in the evening around the Olympic village, he noticed a peaceful conversation between an Italian swimmer and an American swimmer. Street fighting skills, acquired in childhood on the streets of Yerevan, as well as pre-assembled assembly, helped the Armenian athlete to master the Olympic awards... In addition, the armenian national team’s coffers were filled with two cell phones, a watch, and a small amount of money in solid currency... (from the venue, sp. The Corr. in Beijing Vineyard, specifically for mayl.ru)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8902
 13.08.2008
El Ducko ‎(6:38):
See also Beethoven
El Ducko ‎(6:38):
Where is the button "Take it up, shit! I know what I do!!" and

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8901
 13.08.2008
A group with two p.
It is: easy!
He is fucking
Is it written with two p?
He is concerned

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