I watch football Russia-Argentina, commentators started a conversation about relatives in football. It was killed by the phrase of Gusev: "We also have Berezutsky brothers and they may soon have a son." Then he adds: Well, one of them". And a barely constricted laughter behind the picture.

XHH: Fuck, we don’t have anything to sell on the mail: all kinds of chemistry were, now we are selling pans, the pans are forced to sell...
Hey, when you’re selling latex clothes and fetish shoes – you’ll call... :)
Well, we are selling fetish shoes from latex - kalashi!

Do not talk to your husband on the phone. It will be better!
Natasha: In 11 years I only lazed once, and then - for the salary!
Deuce: For the salary? In the phone? OOO
Natasha is stupid! In the pants!
Deuce: Only once? In 11 years? My husband in his pants? O_O

The Vice President of Lokomotiva Yevgeny Meliyakov told the Moscow Komsomolce about the new lawn recently laid on the stadium in Cherkizovo.

"Traves from the suburbs. We did so for two reasons. The first, it is the main, is the grass grown in our conditions, more adapted to the Russian reality. The second is the cost. In Russia we bought grass much cheaper than, say, it costs in the Netherlands.

13.08.2009 13:34:34 Evgeny: - Vilnius is divine! At 4 a.m. I sat in the middle of the road and whispered with a bad voice that I would not leave anywhere. The police came, put two cones around me and left.

Simultaneously with the giant-eating flower during an expedition to the mountains of the Philippines, botanists have also discovered strange pink butterflies and blue mushrooms that are not yet identifiable.

In the course of the expedition was for hemp... and probably found...

CyberBoyLoveBDSM (12.09.09 22:18) :
Did you remove me from my friends? O_O
Katko (12.09.09 22:19) :
So what... was interesting?

CyberBoyLoveBDSM (12.09.09 22:19) :
The sheep in the herd did not count xD

Lectures at the Law School:
The profession of lawyer requires high intellectual costs, responsibility and diligence.
From the back rows a quiet whisper: E4 - by!

Answer to:
Someone who has a calendar until 2060, calm down, I will live until 2100))
— — —
People relax you. I have an iPhone, I scrolled to 4352, and then I went back.

Ignorance of the law does not relieve responsibility, but relieves fear.

True goats eat as many berries as possible in the summer.

I want to tell all the Waverly Laners or like you, I played Wover constantly for exactly a year, but one day the hard drive burned and I sat without a comp and decided to renounce it for a while until I did everything myself. For these 2 weeks I lost 3 kg without effort and I was invited to Dr by a girl I loved...All she did herself, to sex did not come, but still...Break the games, and do yourself! bring to the best plz, because I know that these players read only the best abyss or just the best on the rating. sps

I was destroyed yesterday!
The evening. I sit on the balcony and smoke. Under the window along the path goes such a 25-year-old blondine, a copy of a parys or a cumshots, and sharply stabilizes the clock. Looking at the line, she nodded...
To pick up an empty bottle of beer. Having picked it up, she put it in a bag with the characteristic ringing of the other bottles and went on... And I stood in the stupa until the thinning cigarette burned my fingers, and there was only one thought in my head at that moment: The crisis of the hoole...

Squirrel, Krasnoyarsk

Where to read this letter - Bear Yushchenko
Dimgel: Yes it is open. Destroyed
dimgel: or look at his video appeal - he passed there thesisfully, enough information for reflection.
garik: begins with the words, "You are fucking wicked..."
I mean ? ? ?

From the Immigrant Forum in Germany:

1: Tell me, please, can I take my children if I have a minus 5 thousand in my account and I get money from the social worker?
2: I join the question. I have +25,000 and the social does not shine, will they bring me strangers?

A friend went to work to the north, and a few days later wrote:

I found a local newspaper today. Here is the title literally: "Dear workers of the tundra. The Elephants. The worker. Congratulations on the main holiday of the tundra - Day of the Elephant"

They brought to repair a self-configured note.
In the settings of the antivirus set the path for the quarantine folder:
"C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartup"
The Wall *

<UncleFedor> fucking what it means "not guessing to buy beer"?? to
<UncleFedor> did you not know what gold will come in the morning?? to

The admin, the fucker! We have a centralized radio network at the enterprise - still the former VPK facility. Now it is distributed as in the films show - a chicken in long-forgotten reproducers, then the voice of Levitan, with characteristic pauses:
The Soviet Information Bureau. Employees of the company! Beware of the Unknown Fuck!
The broadcast was interrupted.
The most sad thing is that the KrAZ rides on the territory of the enterprise with some shit in the body.

A long time ago, 8 years ago, a guy left a fool... We recently met, realized that we still love a friend... I am married, he is married, both have children... This is not such a farth!

and...

Ready to argue this ex-boyfriend is now earning more than her current husband...