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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35957
 13.09.2010
The Saturday. In the morning, about 7. It is cold, close to zero. I stand at the stop, next to a group of mushrooms, the average age is about 40..., waiting for the last. Everyone is cold, all dissatisfied, screaming... Here comes the last and without waiting for complaints, says: “Something is not my hunt today to go for the harvest!”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35956
 13.09.2010
This is not an easy job - ban to give idiots

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35955
 13.09.2010
After the city day. The status:
"I was on the Day of the City! I feel it"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №35954
 13.09.2010
In the bazar:
and oh! What a dog! Su-su is You are my little girl! How much cost?
and 4000 r.
4 thousand rs!!! That shit with the feet?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35953
 13.09.2010
xxx : still lineage - a game for real men
for real men without real women

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35952
 13.09.2010

The Bentley driver who shot down two pedestrians in Moscow has been detained. Comment: The black boxes of the pedestrians showed that they were moving towards "Bentley" at a speed of 70 kilometers per hour. Bentley stood in place at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35951
 13.09.2010
xxx: acer, acer...
XXX: Assassins are also gathered in Scotland
Asus is at least bilateral.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35950
 13.09.2010
<Vol4ar> I scream (I scream) The Ice Cream. The pronunciation is the same.
<Lightbit> Beer with Cancer.
<Lightbit> Continue to?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №35949
 13.09.2010
IRA: She cooked the child’s soup with letters, and he doesn’t eat it, splashing out the letters.
Sahno: Many Books - Niassilil

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35948
 13.09.2010
So let’s do the trick 😉
Leman Race: Go on!
*Ksyusha_Dryšt slowly pulls the cough. It is warm and emits the smell of pheromones.
Lehman Rass puts his left necklace on the table and slowly begins to remove the energy costume. He is all in the holes of bullets and smells of dust.
Go in the ass, shit shit!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35947
 13.09.2010
From Forum

Title: Looking for a Husband
Moderators, please delete the post. I changed my mind.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35946
 13.09.2010
HHH
It smells like something in the kitchen, I ask my mom what it smells like.

HHH
I have cat feet.

HHH
and?? O_O

WOWU
Scratch *

HHH
It turned out to be cooking chicken feet, but they are for cats.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35945
 13.09.2010
Yyy: Normal striptease girls get out of the cake. Not the fucking stuff you put on.
The rough Chelyabin strippers come out of the cake with strawberries.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35944
 13.09.2010
XXX is Hi. Have you been far in Amnesia?
YYY: not very
yyy: interferes with the brick wall
xxx to tell?
Yyy: which I hit in the first half hour

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35943
 13.09.2010
Why do everyone call me a Terminator?
Noah, because you are a fighting girl.
She: But I don’t wear a shirt!

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35942
 13.09.2010
From the culinary forum about Japanese cuisine:

A lot of things, but where do you get Nori? And ginger with wasabi is not in the shops.
- People who do not sell in the shops nori, ginger and wasabi!!!! How did you know about the existence of the Internet???? to


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