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[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35997
 13.09.2010
BomberX: I want to win
Bagheera: Where is it?
BomberX: In the Field of Miracles!
Bagheera: o_o
BomberX: We need to approach scientifically. Name the letters that are statistically most common
Bagheera: The main thing is not that, the main thing is to lubricate to Yakubovich. Cucumbers are there, strawberries
BomberX: The Waterman
BomberX: The Vader's Costume, or Master of the Chiff
Bagheera: let the cosplayer suck him out, the nursery Yakubovich will be cooler HD
BomberX: With ears.Nyakubovich

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №35996
 13.09.2010
My 7-year-old daughter goes to school, not far from school and the courtyards. I accompanied her next to him on a motorcycle pushing his legs. She is afraid to sit on it, so it is. In the evening, I get a lullaby from my wife and all relatives for the fact that, in the words of my daughter, on the way to school, Daddy was riding his bike, and I ran next to him. Fuck, I didn’t cheat anywhere.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35995
 13.09.2010
Today the girl in the news burned about helicopters: "how much will cost these lethal cars is unknown..."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №35994
 13.09.2010
One of the reviews to usb scraper: "I want to add to the kit usb-cat and usb-odmin"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35993
 13.09.2010
The men were wearing hats. Bad sign: it will be cold soon.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35992
 13.09.2010
Kivi (11:46:27 13/09/2010)
from the forum: "No. Bottles with tear gas do not work on dogs and drunkards, and pepper on everyone seems to work.

Kivi (11:47:34 13/09/2010)
and on mentally ill, drug addicts do not act tearful

berllin-berllin (11:48:28 13/09/2010)
Looking forward to seeing a drunk, mentally ill dog 😉

Kivi (11:49:00 13/09/2010)
I am this ballooner.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35991
 13.09.2010
I want to go to a place where there are a lot of people. Big, small, thick, thin, enchanting, sexy, strict (murr!) and categorical.
I should go to Gibbs.

That’s because you don’t drive. Whoever drives, would go there with the Shahid belt))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35990
 13.09.2010
From Habr, discussion of the Chinese keyboard:

Thank God that I am not Chinese.
You also have the language of Sha Paddets.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35989
 13.09.2010
<Zuzzalka>:Mada.. Previously shouted-"Magic! It is on fire!"
<Zuzzalka>:And now modestly so-"Photoshop!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35988
 13.09.2010
From Twitter:
Americans calculated that an average US resident swallowed 14 times a day (6 by order of the body and 8 from fear of Soviet missiles).

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №35987
 13.09.2010
Who holds the sheep, who sings the whirlwind and I have enough phrases "the doors are closed carefully".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35986
 13.09.2010
XXX is blue.
Yyy: Leha, fucking, when you set up my computer and say it at the same time, my heart goes in my heels.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35985
 13.09.2010
by WoW:
xxx: people, show, plywood, horns teacher
Is it the wife’s lover?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35984
 13.09.2010
Topic: Sex without condoms
XXX: How about you?
YYY: It is normal. Two children.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35983
 13.09.2010
XXX: What to take it?
What kind of vodka?
XXX and how much?
Zzz: The twins don’t drink vodka, I know.
XXX: Five Lakes to Take
Zzz: Take four lakes. The fifth will be over, fucking! The Heart Hears!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35982
 13.09.2010
Vovo: After viewing the report "The Case in the Capp" about Luzhkov truly penetrated by the phrase "All shit except bees" :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35981
 13.09.2010
I am standing next to the cinema and the session is about to begin.
Here, with a sirene and flashes, comes a mentholic bean. Right on the sidewalk. Near the door. One comes out in shape, opens the monkey from behind, and a couple comes out from there. And the guy says to the mint: “Pasif, you picked up, Serega, you would have been so late.”
The mentions went on, and the couple quietly went to the hall.

[ + 89 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35980
 13.09.2010
When God created men, he probably wanted to make them a mouthpiece like cats. But there was a mistake and there was a whirlwind.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35979
 13.09.2010
in the house of a famous singer.

When is a concert in Yerevan, Armenia expected? I’ve been waiting for a concert for three or four years.

YYY: It is very simple. Write a letter to the Minister of Culture: "Asmik jhan. The singer number 1 in Russia recently arrived in Azerbaijan. She gave two concerts in Baku. And then past Armenia - left immediately to Moscow back! How could it be, at all?Weeks will not pass, the entire diaspora will be connected, any money will be paid only if she came to Yerevan and sang twice as many songs as in Baku! and 😉

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35978
 13.09.2010
She: I am three days late.
Then there will be children.)
She: I think it’s all right.)
Then you will tell the child.
She: go shit, I’m worried... and you tell me about the kids.
We've been fucking like that for a year and it's okay for kids to be...
He: Well, once a year and the stick, as they say, shoots))

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