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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №158675
 13.09.2022
XXX: How about the new version?

YYY: I have struck

XXX: I see it, with the release what?

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158674
 13.09.2022
In the 1990s, he was at the Car-Man concert. This is where Lemoch and Titomyr were.

A friend from another city asked for an autograph from Titomir. I even bought the poster in advance and put the flomaster in my pocket )) But the concert ended and did not match the autograph...

I come home, tell my father that this is such a shit, asked to get an autograph, and the case did not appear.

The father said, “Let me ask the question! Bring your poster here!

Takes the flommaster, a poster and is written on it.

He says, “Tell Tom the man. No one knows exactly what Titomir is writing about.



It seemed like the guy was happy, and I am still ashamed somehow.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158673
 13.09.2022
In our difficult times, the most difficult thing is for ordinary people.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №158672
 13.09.2022
A student was very upset when he was expelled from the university football team. He decided to take revenge.

In the summer, when everyone went on vacation, he began to regularly go out to the university stadium in a striped jacket, whistle in a whistle and scatter a grain on the field. When the sporting season began in the autumn in Studgorod, the referry came out on the field and whispered, countless flocks of birds flocked from all sides. The game was broken.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158671
 13.09.2022
Are you going to vote? This is an opportunity to change the situation.
Where to? All of my candidates are in jail.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №158670
 13.09.2022
Xxx: When my older brother was 5, he went to the cinema with his parents. In the middle of the session, brother and dad went to the toilet. After n an amount of time, the brother returns to the cinema and right from the door in all the darkness screams loudly to his mother that "Daddy is crazy and he needs paper!" In a word, there was a whole route))) it was in a small working village, where everyone, of course, knew each other. My mom is still getting out of this situation.

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