What doesn’t kill us, we don’t buy anymore.

it was normal, come to the urologist for an examination, drop your pants and proudly say "Boss, touch!!!" and? to

The baby’s mouth:

Mom, are you in a parish?

WOW: Yes

Good luck you guys.

I’m cooking chicken and garner at home.
M: So, do I have to buy a delicious, juicy shurma with beer for dinner today, or will we eat what you have prepared?
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an optimist is a person who at the internet 512 kb / s putting on the night to upload a 20-gig file puts in the settings "disconnect at the end of downloads";;

There are three stages of alcoholism.
The first time a person begins to cuddle in the morning
The second is when a person drinks a lot and does not get drunk.
The third is when a person drinks a little bit.
The fourth is when a person is sober, but everyone thinks he is drunk.