What is my adequate stability?
You call me married, then naker, then seliggy. I opened a travel agency - so many trips received

There is a population census to know the number of people. There is MMM to know the number of fools. Both have become periodic.

Daniel: Hi, you know, I saw that you are studying at the Faculty of Environmental Protection, today I was watching the BBC broadcast, there they say that crocodiles are dying out, is it true?

Hello, I don’t know anything about it! Unfortunately I cannot help.

Are you still alive? 😉

A friend got married.and, as is the case, decided to arrange a boyfriend.Popperly in the sauna with the fifth in the bathroom, naturally, in the bow and decided to call a taxi to go home, as well. We 5, called Volga.On the way home, they decided to take more beer and fish and began to cut through all the night shops in search of that.so here at the next store while we were shopping, Iluka dug up to the water, so that he gave him a ration.
I am the 105th, I am the 105th, I am the 105th.
105 to listen.
I'm in a shock, I'm in a shock, help me.
The base remained silent for a long time and then said: What is the 105th?Do not burn the broadcast.
Everyone who heard this conversation died of laughter.

My cat is superb. This morning, I go into the kitchen, I look, she sits, in the dishwasher with a pleasantly satisfied mouth... I hear the breath. And a couple of seconds later I heard the water whisper, well, who else has a cat hanging in the shell?! to

The Session. In the universe at the party, where physics is often given a fresh inscription:
"I have changed my mind. Take me home! Or even in the army."

Most want to deprive the cat of eggs those family members who did not carry them when they were born.

Nothing so shocks the basics of the worldview cultivated by teachers at school – “You’ll be bad at learning, you’ll be none” as the evening of a graduate meeting.

I go to the store, please warm up the chewbacks. The seller takes it away and puts it in the microwave. I stand and wait. A minute and a half passes. The seller comes and says.
Take another chestnut.
What is wrong with this?
Well, you know, he’s closed there.

You sit copying with someone, your mom fits and stands above your soul, you have to close everything and pretend that you are looking for pictures or play?

Gray Cat: I used to think I knew what cells in the bank are.
I traveled by bus in the city at a peak hour.
The naive...
I drove out of the house on a gazelle today.
22 km.
38 people on landing 12
standing, if you can call standing, class z position
but this is what, next to the boy was driving so his height is generally under two meters in total he was driving about this way: Echo's position is called a grown-up dude in a bowl of under mayonnaise
Fuck...

Give the elderly right in the universe an electronic cigarette, well in the break went to smoke - at the same time let him try.
Everyone, respectively, smokes ordinary cigarettes, this new toy plays, the break is over, everyone leaves, throws bulls into the urn-this fool throws his habit there.

hrs (19:43:31 13/01/2011)
Physical protection of objects

I wonder what the subject is.

ccc (19:43:36 13/01/2011)
HZ is

hrs (19:43:42 13/01/2011)
Type "Where to get there equipment"

hrs (19:43:47 13/01/2011)
and squeezing on the fucking

Who is already an adult and still runs to the package that the parents brought from the store?
and c)

As you know, the words said a moment before the cheek is the truth; so this is another time before the cheek I say to myself quickly:"you will become a millionaire!".
I never sneezed.
Such a destiny.

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By the way, I seem to understand why I don’t like people. For example, I have a simple task in anti-spambot to find a derivative.
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And I’m starting to guess why my schoolgirls don’t meet me anymore:
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The boss called yesterday. I asked for authorization because I couldn’t get through a spam bot.( by

Princes, princesses... Here are my acquaintances, a three-year-old daughter in full seriousness stated that she is a princess! The princesses don’t go! I refused to go for a few days.

(From forum lenti.ru, flame on discussion of fallen GLONASS satellites)

A: My mother says nothing good will come out of Russia. And she is right.

B: - What came out of your mother is also, gently speaking, untold.

The evening. I smooked my father’s shirt, shaved my brother’s socks, hanged my underwear, washed dishes, helped my mom with dinner, worked out my desk, put on pastels... Such a strange inspiration comes to me on different days and numbers... But this is a coincidence, these numbers fall on the eve of the exam.

K. K

Alconavt: I want to start a new life, find a wife, stop drinking... where to start?
Sugar: Probably with Nick