We laughed at Glonass. But when all surrounding state enterprises began to be forcibly transferred to it, it became not so funny, and when talks about banning the work of ground-based GPS adjustment stations began, it was not at all to laugh. This is called “use of administrative resources” and “unfair competition.”
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That is, when the Americans prohibit us from hosting our stations, is it a fair competition? And when we want to answer them with the same, is it horror, a nightmare and deprivation of liberty?

1st I am the department, the department is me. The existence of the department without me is hard and unbearable, the existence of me is meaningless. I am the beginning and the end, alpha and omega. My way was short and bright in the day of a hard hour, and my strength was running out.
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2nd ***, so and say, I like a horse reworked on holidays when others whipped like blue goats and I accumulated weekends for a whole vacation, let me please bring myself to the proper state of mind because the shaft is passed and I do not stand up until February.
1st Well. How is it.
2nd Write two statements.
1st ! to Why two?
2nd On holidays and on prizes.
1st I fly! The boots!

Almost a man.

The army, it’s for the stupid, and you’re... another nearby consumer puppy that’s sure it should be just him. For what? Shit, where are you from so many?
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Begin the army!

Name at least one Russian leader who served in the army.
Colonel Brezhnev, Colonel Nikolai Romanov and a member of the military councils Khrushchev are not counted. It is not trouble. It is needed for those who pulled the soldier's blade and smelled the powder.
When you finish thinking, answer the question. Why did the leaders of the country not serve in the army, and I should? and :)

Remember the Immortal Four:

We want to live our lives,
He lived as a great leader.
serving in the army,
Lenin served in it.

I sit at work. Message from a loved one:

WOW: How can I twist the light bulb if the light bulb itself has flown out and that metal piece is left inside?
XHH: Wait for me.
I want to, I can almost everything.
XHH: Okay, take the flat clamps with insulation, push the clamps into the cartridge, push them out, and carefully twist against the clock.
What to move? Where to sit?
Do the O'key sign with your left hand, push the two fingers of your right hand there and melt them, then turn the big finger toward yourself. Do the same with lights and lamps.
I’d rather go to the store for the cabbage.
A hat, a humanitarian

“A new blitzkrieg has begun against us, and therefore against the truth,” the authors of the letter [The document was signed by 15 people, including actor Mikhail Porechenkov, director Nikita Mikhalkov, Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin and Minister of Culture Vladimir Medinsky], proposing to move on to an ideological counter-offensive across the front.
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"I am the truth", someone tell these comrades about the mania of greatness...

Second working day in the new year and in the new office. The speed of the internet is weak, thank you for having at all: we are all sitting through a home router on a waffle, because of the load. The worker stumbled. Most people do not have work, too. The customers have not awakened yet.
Q: Is it so low speed that I don’t even have an online radio?
See also: UGU!
WHO WHO WHO! You - the radio through the Internet, and I can not choose the washing machine because of your radio for the second hour!

But when I saw in the discussion 451 degrees Fahrenheit Bradbury comparison with Donzova's painting and 50 shades of gray...
This is the same thing......
Or maybe they meant that these books should be done just as in that work?

For a month or so, I wanted to get married.
And yesterday I reviewed "Three Colors: Blue" and realized that not, nifiga, sublimation: I really want a piano

Recently viewed the demotivator:

To be a beautiful man, little pumping, you need to grow a beard.

The idea, of course, is good. But... beautiful (!!!) and O_O

Begin the army!
Name at least one Russian leader who served in the army.
Colonel Brezhnev, Colonel Nikolai Romanov and a member of the military councils Khrushchev are not counted. It is not trouble. It is needed for those who pulled the soldier's blade and smelled the powder.
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Suddenly: Brezhnev in 1935-1936 served in the army: a curator and political truck of the tank company in Zabajkalya (Peschanka village 15 km southeast of the city of Chita). He studied at the courses of motorization and mechanization of the Red Army, at the end of which he received his first officer's title - lieutenant.
Khrushchev fought in 1918-1919: first in the Donbass, against Kaledin, then on the Tsaritsynsk front.
We only know them already on more solid positions.

Nevertheless, I sincerely believe that military affairs in the 21st century are a job for professionals, and those who have chosen another job should undergo short courses (for example, a couple of months after 10th grade and repeat another 2-3 times with an interval of 3-4 years) to know how, in case of urgent mobilization, to burn out uniforms, load weapons and proceed to the place of collection. Two-year (now, thank you, one-year) living in a barracks, mocking the barracks and other army fun is a banal budget settlement and waste of time.

The life hacker:
Girls be clever. I am categorically against kissing with a drunk husband, I don't drink myself, but I let go to meet up with friends without problems. I only go to bed in a circular shirt and I do not allow him to stick to me if he is with a scarring. He was tormented a couple of times, then began to come awake and early. And that’s his choice, by the way. The Profit.

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This is pure water terrorism XD

And our boss has a picture on the page with a bark and the inscription "I want to drop everything, take the cat and get into the fog."

Mishana, hello to you! I want to put a new battery in the car alarm, can you help me adjust the time later?
Change the battery at midnight.
It is genius! What only a Russian man will not invent to not read the manual!

We have a neighbor on the ground. All of this is so off-road! On the back of the label: "I sit where wolves are afraid"
It is not a lie. A rare wolf will decide to fuck on the crowded roads in the city center.

Why a non-working woman is called a housewife, and not a working man is called unemployed.

Alexey Lindberg: When the brain of a person meets genta and ikaya together, strange things happen to him... I just yesterday reassembled the couch

Two boys on the bus are talking to one of them. The man whose girlfriend:
She reminds me of Shrek.
The second:
and Fiona?
No one, the dragon!
So what are you, oak?

Factories standing, 16290
The man! A hobby is what people do in their free time. and standing. so to say, in the factory and in need of a change of activity (well we are arranged so that the best rest when you don't sleep is some other thing that moves blood through the veins and creates new neural chains)
Where did I get so much poison?
Until you are aggressively invoked into the sect - how do you personally treat someone else's cooking, bicycle, photography etc?
Factories are not standing, so don’t argue.
With new happiness to you, tired of other people’s affairs :)

Realkok: News of intercultural communication : in the suburb of Moscow, a girl infected with HIV of three gastarbayters who raped her

There appeared in our country farm a walk for other people's crops, and the question of how to save what was grown with hard work arose sharply. Well, I had to assemble a simple device of noise effect on the thief.
On the corner of the door in the greenhouse stretched the wires from the twisted pair, and at the end hanged a lamp, not a simple but with broken glass and inserted into the usual petard. At the other end, he hung a crown with a switch in the form of a lingerie plug and a band cut out of a bottle.
The miracle worked simply. The loop was tied to a thin leash across the entrance, when strained, the loop jumped out, the chain closed, the petard burned.
Practice has shown that after an unexpected cotton hunt to tear tomatoes disappears.
P.S It is better to hang 2-3 petards so that it works exactly. The power of the petard also matters.