I remember the student years. We went with guests like. and drunk. He fell on the PPS. Not as bad guys. not bullied. I think we wanted to fix the statistics.

We were charged with the stolen cell phone. First, we put in a hanged monkey, first pulling out all the ropes from the shoes and jacket (sskka, how I got angry afterwards, because back it wasn't stuck).

I’m sitting at the police station or I don’t know who this comrade police officer was then. A couple of mentions. There are no things naturally. Cell phones were also taken.

I have a Sony Ericson K700. Another model was stolen.

He starts with questions such as:

Is it your phone?

What videos are there?

Is there pornography?

(Everyone had fun on their mobile phones)

What if there was gay porn?

I take it and crack:

“Take what you have!” ? to

Oh yeah! I am puzzled...

On the holidays a friend went on a date with a girl. Further from his words:

The girl is nice, cute. We sit and talk, we joke. Apparently all well. And someday the topic went into the discussion of the signs of the zodiac and fate. In general, I think this is all nonsense. I sit down, drink my tea, and smile occasionally. And here the girl says:

What do you have in your hand? A fitness bracelet? Do you know it is harmful? Do you think he counts your steps and measures your pulse? not eat! He, first, is watching you, and secondly, what you consider a pulse measurement is actually nothing but programming you, that is, your intelligence is no longer entirely yours. Your actions, if you wear them for a long time, are no longer yours. Through this bracelet you are guided by your masters. And if you are still able to resist them, remove it immediately and throw it out!

Of course I refused. Then came the girl’s response:

“You know, I tried to save you, but if you can’t understand it and can’t cope with it, then you’re not me. You understand that it will only get worse.

The girl quickly gathered and left at sunset.

Someday in VK a girl wrote to me, with an offer to meet and drink champagne. I honestly wrote to her that it was not in my taste (Sorry, Natash, but you are not in my taste, so nothing will work.) And how much shit has gone out on me, but I got what she wrote at the end of everything, that her husband will find me and tear all my teeth.

I go to work after the holidays.

My colleague, a working retiree, tells me how great the holidays were. My wife and I went to the cinema together, and the skis, and all the shopping and entertainment centers passed, and the recently opened cafeteria was visited, and not once.

That same evening, I am going out of work early, this same colleague asks me:

Where did you go so early?

A friend's birthday, decided to sit in the cafe in the evening.

- You are that, go there, look not to get anything, or you reinfect us all here.

There are people who believe in the signs of the zodiac. You know what a huge percentage of people. Women in the topic of the zodiac are almost all-out, and then they still say that they have logical thinking not worse than men

A typical scorpion.

Xxx: And I was shown an orange on the doctor’s table and promised to give it if I didn’t cry. And they did not... The world ceased to be happy that day)))

Yyy: I would have fallen to the floor and hit the floor with my feet and my hands, but I had to silently take the medical note and go to work...

All targets are equal, but the dead hit faster.

One young man in his youth was interested in the peculiarity of the shape of the spiral of the stream during urination. With the same hooligan friend, built a model. And thoroughly investigated the dynamics of the process, on the basis of this built a mathematical model.
This hooligan was Nobel laureate Niels Bohr. His graduate project, dedicated to determining the surface tension of water by the vibrations of a water stream, was awarded a gold medal by the Royal Danish Academy of Sciences.

The Czech Republic is stopping the development of its coronavirus vaccine. They have beer all the time.

I met a guy 6 years ago. He moved to live with me so that I couldn’t spend money on renting the apartment. I lived for a month and got a cat. A week later, the kitten became seriously ill and I took the box with him to our bedroom. We both worked and I decided to put the camera in the bedroom. The boy did not say. Toli forgot, Toli has something else. But the fact remains a fact. I sat a few days later at work and the alert came on the phone... I was slightly surprised, because the camera did not respond to the cat. The guy was at work. No one could take anymore. and OK. I go in, I look at it, and it’s all according to the classic of the genre. The guy, the girl, the bed and their passionate stormy sex... She showed the video to the boss and went home. She personally took me home in her car and helped throw away the guy, the girl and the stuff of the fool. So we stayed with the cats to take care of the good.