I am calling in the office. I shrink:
and Elena?
Yes Yes
Hi to...
No, not by Elena. Do you need Helena? She will soon arrive...
Monday is Milly!

<xxx> Imagine you’re going to the U.S. tomorrow, you’ll have everything there, what will you take with you?
<yyy> Dozens of keyboards, Russian.

And it was December 2012... And an asteroid appeared in the sky. He began to fall to the earth. And panic reigned on Earth: the end of the world comes according to the Aztec calendar. And an asteroid fell on the Stone Calendar of the Aztecs. There was dust. There was a shock wave. And when the dust dissipated, the new calendar of the Aztecs, up to 32118, stood in the place of the broken calendar. Next to it was another stone, smaller. And there was an inscription on it: “The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly on the day the old calendar ends, thank you for using our stone calendars!”
c) D. Mansourov

The U.S. Ministry of Finance declared al-Qaeda bankrupt
It burned so much...

The humanitarian school. Lessons of algebra.
On the board are two sinusoids.
So what did we paint?
A pleasant whisper from the last part:
and DNA!

I will never believe that a little girl, even if she is listening to Ranetok and Bilan at the same time, asking stupid questions or wanting to get acquainted (which in this, thank God, mankind has come up with a million ways to culturally reject or ignore her at the bad end), is worse than you telling her “KILL ON THE WALL.”

Moookry snow falls with huge lashes (mid-October), everything turns into ridiculous drizzle, I am standing at the stop and waiting for conversations like:"It’s all dirty... What a hole is happening here...The legs of the mill are wet... and so on", but the citizens delighted me. I only heard two phrases all the time :)
Are the salts already salty?
Weather does not encourage suicide on the road, our plan is cancelled.

People who are outraged by the fact that the attention of the media has been tied to the death of the stray thief for a week, who will be buried and mourned with all honors at the Hovansk Cemetery, where the best people of Russia are buried, support! eternal hell to him.

The joke:
One prison guard says to another:
Imagine Smith escaped from the sixth chamber.
Well, or maybe he’d just cut his pills already.

Tomorrow (14.10.09) at 19:30 MSK we all watch TNT!! We are in "Taxi"!!! to
Let the people see, let the people see.

About Elections
I live in Astrakhan, we had the election of the mayor of the city on the 11th, the struggle of two candidates, and quite stubborn - the current mayor and another candidate. Interestingly, the candidate was arranged a complete blockade on television, while this number of all the mayor showed on all channels, such as he planted flowers, the beds burned. Many attempts have been made to remove the candidate from the election.

Before the elections, I and my friends did not ask anyone, everyone voted for the candidate - even walking in the street, I heard fragments of conversations in which they said they would vote for the candidate.

And here we know the results of the vote - Mayor 65%, Candidate - 25%. The floor of the city is in the state of O, and our mayor accepts congratulations and rejoices. We have not seen such a stupidity in falsification for a long time. Budgeters were forcibly removed from work and controlled for whom they voted. Representatives of the candidate on and/or by force were put out when counting the votes.

They also set up a complete information block on everything that is happening at the federal level. You know what’s going on behind the MCAD.

A man who never hesitates is a very comfortable target.

I remembered a story from my schooling childhood.
In our class we had a thin, weak amateur astronomer Andrei. Everyone who did not fall had the honor of offending a quiet and harmless "botan".
One day, at the class of physical education, the boys were pulled up on the curtain, and the turn came to Andrew. The first hooligan of the class ran from behind to the uplifting Andrew and dropped his pants with the cowards.
In total silence, the girls slowly hanged off the jaw, the boys received their first complexes of inferiority. No one hurt Andrew anymore.

And what "smart man" came to the mind to call secular donkeys lions?

On the Vagankovsk Cemetery are buried Decabrists, revolutionaries, military, athletes, composers, musicians, singers, ballet artists, artists, architects, directors, journalists, writers, scientists and inventors. Look at these names:

Vladimir Kowalevsky, Andrei Mironov, Talkov Igor, Mikhail Tanic, Leonid Filatov, Fyodor Reshetnikov, Alexei Savrasov, Vasily Surikov, Stanislav and Andrei Rostotsky, Alexander Abdulov, Georgy Yumatov, Yuri Bogatyrov, Georgy Burkov, Georgy Vitsyn, Vladimir Vysotsky, Erast Garin, Vitaly Solomyn, Mikhail Gluzsky, Oleg Dal, Mikhail Kononov, Georgy Chuhraj, Marina Levtova, Hope Rumyantsev, Emily Lotyanu, Valentin Pluchek, Vsevolod Meyherhold, Spartak Mishulin, Mikhail Pukhin, Anatoly Romashin, Alexey Munch, Dmitry Pryanikov, Kliment Timyyazemiev, Axeov Vas

And next to you will smell the thief and the villain, the ugly, disgusting creature!
It is shame!

I recently went to the laboratory. Next to my workplace is a thermostat (such heroin with a regulated temperature for drying tubes, growing bacterial crops, fungi and other Hni).
Today I come and see the inscription on it "Without special clothes not to open! The Pathogenic Culture" After some time, one of the laboratory assistants approaches, gets a heated potato from there and crawls... And you say the “microscope of the nails to hit.”

Since medicine was unable to cope with obesity, the economy came to her aid.

YYY: today the whore checked
YYY : :D
XXX and how?
I opened my passport.
Tag: guess the name
YYY: ROFL
XXX: I am afraid to think
Tagged with: rawshan
XXXX: Rolex
XXX: Didn’t you get rid of it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXX: Rolex
YYY: I can’t stand it
XXX: I would
Yyy: he himself roasted the scuzco
XXXX: Rolex
YYY: The further attraction was even more real
YYY: I say where the jamming
YYY: ROFL
Yyy: he says he stayed in the city, weekend
XXXX: Rolex

I am going in the metro. The people are not very many - but there are, sitting places are all occupied - well, I stand at the door, with my back to those sitting.
There is an aunt sitting there. And, most importantly, he sits so cheerfully that he regularly punches me with the shoulder in the ass. and demonstrably. If I had an uncle, I would have been upset with him, and so, fucking, I think. I need to turn the matter somehow. Because the shoulder is tough, and the ass is soft and not hard.
And here comes a wonderful idea to my mind.
I turn to my aunt (and she is obviously so, glad to be calm), I bow down and quietly say to her ear:
"If you push me in the pop, I’ll worry about you."
Unfortunately, my aunt did not expect such a turn.
Thro the next trip, I occasionally turned around to see how and where she managed to pull so many shoulders at once.

c) Havre

We are all quiet and waiting for the girl on the nissan micra to finally meet grandfather on the green six.

The morning. I make an egg. I broke the first egg, two yellow. I develop the second - without yellow. Put the third back into the refrigerator. Is it little...