Yesterday I was taking a lesson in the 11th grade, telling the Bolshevik program of action for the preparation of the October Revolution. The whole class is writing hard... And here one girl in full seriousness asks: “Are you teaching us how to make a revolution?”" I thought... And then another student says to her: “Well, the next lesson is chemistry, there the explosives will be taught to do!”" Then I carefully asked: “And you don’t have a lot of it today?”" We still have an interesting school program...

The epic file is when in two months you learn from the neighbors that there is hot water, just in the summer you closed the stand and forgot about it.

Epic file in this case is when it is, but tomorrow it is turned off for a month.

Debate on the deficit in the USSR
There were times... Memory in our row for milk, the grandmother biddon killed the man... he gave it on the head, and all...

We discuss the client:
XXX: His name is good.
XXX: Something Middle Between Whiskey and Baccarat
YYY: Agah Viscardi Kolovich
XXX is ?
XXX: Viscardi by Soldom Kolovich))
YYY: gsgg

10:00 GVladimir Opening 2GIS. There’s advertising "Nuddy? Click here"
I pressed. "Scientology " The PF was delighted!

Who wants to make good money?

Description of

The exhibition in the art gallery requires a person who will sleep in the exhibition hall from 10.00 to 21.00.

Working conditions - 6 days a week (week-to-month)

Double bed, fresh
white underwear, pyjamas, sleeping pills (strictly after consultation with a doctor).

The Requirements:
Husband/wife from 16 to 25 years
Good health is the desire to rest well and at the same time earn money.

We promise that we will not sell our sleeping in a private collection for anything =)

Comments on Comics.
I remembered the fairy tale about students who, while drunk, decided to squeeze the pasta for a snack. Cooked in the tea. The teak was poured, boiled and poured into it a decent portion of flour products. They left the very drunk to watch the process (probably because he could not move), and they went somewhere. Coming after some time, the friends-students who announced opened up this picture: on the floor, breaking up, a tea tree boils, from the tea tree rolls a thick mass that was once pasta, next to the tea tree sits an absolutely untouchable frame, left to follow the pasta, knocks on the tea tree with an empty beer bottle and says:
But don’t cook!