I was pregnant with a spiral. A boy is born, I will call him Spiridon.

There are friends of pirates.
I said, from morning to work.
They say, “Take it up.
Was he sleeping?
XHH: I have been fired.

UniCorn: this debut changed his smartphone to Nokia X3 only to answer the question "What phone do you have?"">.<

The mount: HM Bill Gates rented a mansion for $100,000 a month
Does he have money to buy an apartment?

Today also the case was...I go to the subway, I stand in the corner at the door, in the other corner there is a bitch ordinary...there is, there is a long-haired companion, with a height of 2 meters, but you can immediately see that a bitch...although he is healthy...it is not a matter...he stands up between us with a bitch, gets a booklet about an online game like that, and innocently sits on the pop, reading and smiling...all in a small shower...NOB!Bitch sits down not long thinking too, gets food out of the package and begins to press her deliciously...I think hole?)I sit on the courts, get the seeds and start to click...in general, the people at the next station just didn’t come in, and at the end of the branch to us even a punk seat)))but here I didn’t stand and went out...I have a question...When the Suga of Armageddon will be, I have a roof going from this Peter to blet!??! to

I was sitting at home for a compot, eating pire with chicken, playing poker on the net, corresponding with a girlfriend and listening to music. The home calls. very on time.
by ALO
- Hello, my name is Natalia, the company is like that, we want to offer you a profitable internet connection. Do you have a computer?
and no. Computer is evil.
What is?
The Evil
The UFO?
This is evil. I don’t use a computer, it takes away life.
and a pause. And you know that through the computer you can find a lot of literature, movies, paintings about religion, sinfulness, the history of Christianity. Do you not care?
Bravo to Natalia! 😉 This is how to work! If my servant had not pleased me, he would have connected to you.

XXX: Imagine if you have a 19 inch penis?
YYY: O_o by the diagonal?

The wife stands in the kitchen, the pelmeni throws into the water and releases shimmering and whispering sounds. I sit near, I look at her.
She gives out:
I think if you were thrown into the boil, you would also be hurt and unpleasant.

XX: I consult with various firms about the septic in the country (channeling, engineering communications). I received an email from a solid company:
Are you planning a lot? How many people in the house will fuck?
and all! No smart phrases about filtration, biobacteria, ceramzit, etc. Everything in Russian is simple and understandable. XX: Feels the knowledge of the case and the personal interest of the manager in the client! I trust them to make sorties.

and Yaris:
I’ll miss this couple from three alarms.
I am with two.
Missed by

Vanilla Viking (23:10:07 13/10/2011)
Discuss the moral and ethical norms of the Elphic princesses
Marina (23:10:13 13/10/2011)
fucking
Vanilla Viking (23:11:01 13/10/2011)
You are not an elephant princess.

The sumo is the spirit of struggle in itself. In sumo and in bed, a man struggles with his penis.

That’s what I eat, I understand. Everyone knows that one fighter on the carpet is always called: “This is ours” and the other is “Something fucking”).

We have equal rights in the family.
For my children, we bought my husband a car, my daughter a bed with a wheelchair, and I bought socks and a cushion.

xxx: bought a wife cactus, protects against the harmful effects of x-rays from a laptop. Everything is serious, it helps me too, it raises my mood, I look at the cactus near the notepad and the eyes are delighted.

How much does a laptop with X-rays cost? Probably it was hard to push the screen tube into a thin cover.

The world’s evil draws its knowledge of the universe directly from space and Vogue. No need to ask questions and even more to explain something. Only the nerves tremble.

I called from a mobile taxi. has arrived. I go. Call to my cell:
Allo, and where did I get?
Where did they want?
I call the driver!
The taxi driver?
- Yes
He sits next to me, I can send the phone.
Please transmit it!! to

The incident in the subway just killed me!!! to
At 6-7 o’clock in the evening, I go to a girl at the Vladimirskaya station, the microphone of the machinery screamed. shrimp, shrimp and so on. 5 minutes, and then on the whole car: "You’re for*balla bl*d!!! You will go home!"
The first 10 minutes were all in shock, after which: "Bl*d! Fuck the microphone!"...the mood, the rest of the day was good:))))

xxx: And we put the buttons on the chair of the classroom at school, so she started screaming, all the couples in the magazine put!
YYY: We are better. On the other day, the Dvdtor went to the classroom with the sounds, telling them that Satanists had entered the school. If they were to be invited to a sect, they would not agree.
yyy: And I just wrote on the party yesterday "Ktulhu zhavait all!"

I sit in the dentistry waiting for the turn. There is a trainee girl sitting on the back seat, and when the phone rings, she starts a conversation with "Alle?".

Finally the administrator, who has heard everything, begins to report to her: "What are you answering, like someone in the colloquial? You need to answer: "Hello, Clinic "Siberian", my name is Marina, what can I help?". The trainee understandably sneezes and answers the following calls already "as it should".

Here, Marina looks asleep, and she goes away. The phone rings. The administrator takes the tube and says: "Ally?I" I slipped from the chair.

Teacher of Statistics at the Institute:

When I was young, I was such a fool.! to
I fell in love with a tall, blue-eyed, beautiful brunette!
Now it is all so deadly.

The temptation can be anybody.
I’ve always told you that.
Hm, controversial in my opinion.
Porn is easy.