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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71529
 14.10.2012
V_Alex by Ugu. The freedom of one ends where the freedom of the other begins. The chip is in the ability to unnoticably move this boundary.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71528
 14.10.2012
Tatiana C........: And the history of religion to study is necessary for the general development.
The Reader: WOW! Astronomy for general development is not necessary, as if it should be replaced!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71527
 14.10.2012
The husband:
Our son is the child of a shredinger: when he is silent, he is either asleep or not; but if you look into the room, you will wake him up in any way.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71526
 14.10.2012
Ohhh, never ever! Never in my life!! I'm not going to eat chicken shake at McDake because of this idiotic advertisement! Let it be their failure! I’m not going to eat at McDonald’s.
You are your own deceit!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71525
 14.10.2012
xxx is a puppy. All of! I am tired!! to
yyy: Go to a leash or tie lesson.
YYY: And I am with my suggestions until the fuck)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71524
 14.10.2012
Q: I will sell tickets for the concert of Lara Fabian, which will take place on 27-28 October in Kiev. It was bought as a gift, but the circumstances were so that a man could not go.

W: Who is Lara Fabian, that she tickets 600 UAH for 22 RYAD! Sho for nonsense! Lady Gaga or something like that?

Y: This is the type of our stase of Mikhailov, only mostly in French and without pizzun.

Q: If you compare Fabian with Gaga and were able to distinguish her from Mikhailov only by gender, then I give you a ticket for 1000 UAH. would not sell.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71523
 14.10.2012
I want sex
Vlada Sokolova: I have to go
Vlada Sokolova: find someone to fight with
Vlada Sokolova: what is the problem
The chicken: Yes. I am terrible
Vlada Sokolova: Well yes.
Vlada Sokolova: I always forget

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71522
 14.10.2012
I work as a game designer. The second month we release a project, a work-sleep-energy lifestyle, once again with colleagues we ventilate the brains with nicotine, I complain:
In the morning, the nightmare tried to dream, classic, with mysticism and monsters. Apparently the address was wrong.
A colleague(1), working on an already launched project: Rjal?)))
I: For what reason? I am a gimmick. He balanced, corrected the gameplay and passed.
Colleague (1) RJET, positively to him...
A colleague(2), with a missing view: The concept recorded?

That’s when I realized who we have the real gaming designer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71521
 14.10.2012
XXX: This is a disgrace
I will complain to the higher authorities.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71520
 14.10.2012
Yesterday I drank and had to drive my wife.
Sitting in his car on the passenger seat experienced a cognitive dissonance terrible.
I was sitting in a chair, and my ghostly hands and legs were trying to drive the car.
WOW: is it how? What Are Phantom Hands and Feet?
If you ever controlled a combat robot with a neural helmet, you would understand how it was.
Did you manage?
Oh yeah m...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №71519
 14.10.2012
Have you tried Apple apples?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71518
 14.10.2012
Domophone ringed at two o’clock at night and said with a lively young voice:
Delivery of sushi.
“Thank you, I don’t eat,” I answered darkly.
It’s not you, it’s 62.
Go there and call.
The homeopath does not work.
- Then eat yourself, - I allowed and turned off.

[ + 44 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71517
 14.10.2012
I got married.Woman is a brick and smart, built a house, excellent job, a high salary, bought a new business class foreign brand.All in chocolate.Start to appear girls from the past single life, who sewed me off before, when it was nothing.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71516
 14.10.2012
by De.PFacebook stubbornly did not want to register me, Ivan Sidorov. But with pleasure registered Avtandil Armageddonov.
by De.PWhy is this discrimination of Ivanov Sidorov?

[ + -20 - ] Comment quote №71515
 14.10.2012
Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny I can only write to you here, I hope you see! I love you, Oleg of Che.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №71514
 14.10.2012
Recommendations for Cheap Plans:
xxx: Heats up, holds the charge poorly, bought 2 identical children, one died.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71513
 14.10.2012
I don’t think even in England they don’t drink as much tea as the Russian students drink in the community.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71512
 14.10.2012
The questionnaire:
Smoking: Only when I drink
Alcohol only on holidays
Drugs: add a festive mood))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71511
 14.10.2012
One acquaintance, always silent, depressed and thoughtful, asks: "And in honor of what grandmother the confectionery factory was named?"?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71510
 14.10.2012
Pippa Surinamskaya:...My friend works in a children’s clinic. She said that one doctor recently received a serious complaint from the mother of the child: instead of adequate treatment, the doctor insisted on advising her mother to communion and confess.

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