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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56413
 14.11.2011
The news:
By paying 100 yuan (about 500 rubles), you can get rid of the headache about how best to break up with your ex-lover or heart lady. All the “dirty” work will be done for you by the “anti-swahi”, whose slugs are gaining special popularity in China.

This is how you live with a man, and one day a stranger comes to you and says, all, dear, your husband left you, with you 100 yuan.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №56412
 14.11.2011
and Sber. The virgin full package: dark-boarded nails, a tightly folded face, all of herself, Diva, at first mocked the old man, who was upset, confused and tried to explain that he could not independently remove money from the card in the ATM. I forced him to use it and openly stumbled on it. And the next in line to the elderly woman gave out: "You do not listen to me, in vain you dragged here..."
Maybe someone in the market has a place, offer a girl, right?
Operator: Oksana Andreevna T., Zhukovsky, branch on the coastline of Ciolkovsky.
And another point, about the secret of the bank deposit, to all the other pleasures, the maiden is still so exhausted that, I think, not only the visitors were aware of everything, but some passers too.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56411
 14.11.2011
Snoob: Bought a photo
Specifications: D90
Snoob: Snooby =)
I don’t know whom I cheer =)))
Snoob: Who understands... the ones are better... and who does not understand... the fool =)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56410
 14.11.2011
In the chat one online game:

18:53 agrigat> People who know anderasana
18:53 Zolobar> by Hans Christian?
18:53 agrigat> A n d e r s a n a
18:54 Zolobar> X a n s a K r i s t a n a?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56409
 14.11.2011
Customer: We really liked your option, it is wonderful! Just super. But rework it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56408
 14.11.2011
XXX: You look great!
As a prostitute, of course, but beautiful.

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