I: Do you know the song of Nautilus "I want to be with you"?
XH: Yes
I: This is about me.
Do you know the band Leningrad, the song Rapid? )))) Did you understand the hint? )))

You’re a little overwhelmed when you open the door to the women’s toilet and say, “Girls, what floor are you on?”

XXX - Does it have a car?
YYY - PPC
XXX what?
Yyy is Japanese shit.

How did your bald cat move to Siberia?
yyy cat
XXX is nervous. :D

The fact that the day will be unusual became clear immediately, when in the morning some fat man strongly stood on my foot and politely said: "Thank you"

XXX is fucking. I was looking for a way to bring the equations of the curves of the 2nd order to the canonical appearance...

From an interview with the developer "Olymp 2207" (non-profit game on the Fallout2 engine):

Were there any funny events in the process?

These were mainly moments related to scripture. For example, when two NPS men went to the toilet together, they locked the door behind them, and shouted to everyone, “TOP, let’s relax!”

XY and XY (12.11.12)
Will we note?
2nd (12.11.12)
Their? O_O
XY and XY (12.11.12)
As far as I remember, yours.
2nd (12.11.12)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and yes. Certainly. October I almost forgot.
XY and XY (12.11.12)
The October? O_O

and MV

Andrei was told that fisting is not painful. They cheated a fool with four fists.
c) The hostage

The feces of the wombats have the shape of cubes, which is caused by the special structure of their anal hole.
That’s what I understand – rubbing the bricks.

The xxx:
Fortunately, spam if it does not die out, it will at least make it smarter.

YYYY :
As the practice shows, this is the case.)
I already present in the year edak 2030. A beautiful and smart girl rides to you on the street, you quickly found a common language, after a while you are already at her home. The case reached the bed, and here the curtains (or blinds) are closed, the light and the inscription on the wall are turned on, for example - do you want to continue? Send SMS with the text "I loch" to the short number 1234 :)

When will you do my check?
I will definitely do.
I know you don’t have a magic stick, but you do.
Why not? I put it on your control.

In our city, on December 21 will make a check "sirenes". Do they know about the end of the world? Imagine people on December 21st who don’t know about it.)

My brother and a friend tried to make home pizza today. I still thought why they were there in the kitchen for so long... then the baking smelled, deliciously so... I thought, in general, blenders are made. Finally, the brother comes and says, “This...we made pizza there, will you?” But it didn’t work, and now it’s cake.
Morality: I don’t know what a pizza would be, but the cake is cracked.

<ssh> sleep as you want
<ssh> to sleep today
<Script> try, I tried yesterday and I liked it, I think another way to do it, but I am afraid to get addicted

The abundance of pimples in the management does not indicate the tolerance of the company.

Judging by the coordinates named the elephant girl, the kitten from Lizyukov Street hit the middle of Lake Tanganyika.

xxx: I look at the vacancies of one employment service in the print, there on the letter "m" between "militare" and "assembly"tossed "the dishwasher" o.O.

Miracles of the plan:

by Michael:
Are you unhappy again, girl?! to

by Diana:
I am not a woman, I am a man.

Oh yeah

I fucking fucking...

A friend sent me yesterday:
Well, did the leadership have to bustle in the comp)) here we have a girl fired-secretary)))do you understand the wife of the general director found in history a reference on how to seduce the boss=)
c) sinful