My ex wants to take my children from me in court. And if he does not succeed - to get rid of alimony, because he is unemployed. To do this, two mutually exclusive documents must be submitted to the court: that he works and has a decent income (to give children) and that he is unemployed and without money (to make the amount of alimony minimal).
I look forward to this judgment with such an interest as I was looking forward to the new series of Santa Barbara in the 90s.

An acquaintance working in the Czech Republic said:
Oh, and I burned, we have 120 men and 4 girls, and I went to lunch with 6 colleagues, classical coders. I was frozen, because I didn’t wear clothes, I thought it was warm, it was early October. I asked if you were frozen. Well, I replied, yes, I’m still stupid in the dress, and even without the socks. I looked at 6 pairs of eyes with enthusiasm.I think and what happened? After an hour I approached, more accurately, climbed on the wall of the buchsh, which is Ukrainian and grit that in Czech boots, it is cowards.

Harsh Chelyabinsk women

Dialogue on the Tea:
- I leaned his head to my chest and he immediately calmed down, men are like children.
- Well I understand I leaned to my 4 size, what if I - a board and two nipples?
Friendly laughter
Don’t be upset about every breast has a man.
That is. Do I have two people in the world? What a demand for me :D

Antoine: Hello to you!
Do you want to go to Afghanistan to rest?
Gray is gift! A good choice! There is a chance on TV.
Gray: Standing on your knees in an orange balloon.

<...> a person believes that saving on an event that happens once in a lifetime is the right act,
= the =
First, a person thinks that it is wrong to throw a hundred tons on someone else’s drunkard.
Who said this is once in life?

God, how would I like to see photographs of authors next to quotes ))) I want to recognize these people in the crowd! )))

Article on the NNM-club:

There has been a critical vulnerability in Windows for 19 years. This vulnerability allowed hackers to run malicious code remotely, simply by asking users to click the link using Internet Explorer.

The Stone:

But no one could exploit this vulnerability. No one used it.

Celebration of marriage?
This can only think ten-class girl - married and all, life will change forever and for the better. Marriage is not a celebration at all. Wedding is a tough job. Well their fucking, these pompeous registrations, unnecessary dresses al-la "heater for the cupcake"...If this is FESTYLE - how poor is your life!

In the world of programmers, the question "how to go to the library" acquires an unexpected context.

My psychological rate of $ 30 rubles)))

The damage of pirates to the entertainment industry. Minecraft, which was pirated by everyone not lazy in all poses, throughout its history of sales brought developers more than 30 million revenues and was eventually sold small for 2.5 billion. Minimum initial investment. So the question is more about how well you entertain the consumer of the final product, rather than how well you protect your product.

All night I read @habrahabr, got the second highest.

A naked man crashed into a strange car in the center of Novosibirsk.
The most popular comment:
The mortgage! The last contribution! ?

here here :

We came to the Zags, scheduled, went home -> profit.
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A typical miserable reasoning.

Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.

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The Poor Brother? The wife's mother insisted on the holiday of 300 people (and this is only from her side), among them a distant relative, whom she had never seen in her life. My wife and I laughed, scheduled and flew to Italy for a month. An unforgettable holiday! And they could boil and eat like pigs for three days, while pulling out the drunken tamad from the salads. I am in favour of this purpose.

And at our wedding (or rather, before the wedding) I was the "winner". well, my body could not accept the need to spend such money on accounting for a crowd of unfamiliar citizens to me. I egoistically wanted to spend them exclusively for my pleasure. Maybe that’s why I’m divorced and no one is getting married anymore :)

They moved. I invented a new home. We live, by the way, in a village, where there are only 25 five-storey (there are no streets, only houses. Every dog knows where it is. We call the city friends, clarify their arrival in guests. Dialogue between the host and the host:
X: Are we waiting for you today?
G: Yes, say anywhere and anywhere.
X: fifteen thirty nine.
G: Nirvana itself is precision! Can not be late?! to
X: This is the address, not the time.

xxx: I think one of the coolest things in Rosetta’s mission is to “animate” the device as if it is running a Twitter account.
YYY: Rosetta does not own Twitter? and :(

I used to be bright and clean, literate and intelligent, kind and tolerant to people... And then I started reading quotes.

XXM: the best compliment to a girl.
The jury?)
Is it when it is, what has it prepared?

On television actively promote voice search from Google.
Submitted to hypnosis, decided to check if it was so cool and comfortable. Decided to troll the system and said something like "Okay, Google, how to fuck without getting up from the chair?"
"But the system was really good and I was thrilled - the third proposed reference read: 'What is the reason for the decline of the growing generation?'"
O_O