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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №157182
 14.11.2021
A man asks a blonde wife:

If 4 eggs are cooked for 4 minutes, how much will 8 eggs be cooked?

The wife thought:

and 8 minutes.

My husband laughs:

What logic is that?

The Wife:

In the casket. In our pot for eggs more than 4 pieces at a time does not fit.



Yyy: A mathematician confronted a programmer

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157181
 14.11.2021
It is not there they are looking for...



(In the secret, by the whisper)



It seems that foreign agents are our central TV channels, because at what time you don’t turn on the TV, all conversations, political shows and news about Ukraine and the United States...



© Dmitry Sviridov

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №157180
 14.11.2021
There is an unusual monument in Volgograd. This is a little girl playing acordeon. It is set by a real girl who went to the hospital to the fighters wounded during the Battle of Stalingrad and played with them for hours. The girl was 13 at the time, but she looked 9 years old. The acordeon was large and heavy. But the soldiers loved her concerts very much, and they were waiting for them every day. Therefore, the girl again went on foot to the hospital with a heavy accordion to color the soldiers hospital days filled with suffering. The name of this girl was Alexandra Pakhmutova.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157179
 14.11.2021
Sechin assures that "without the dumper, gasoline would be more expensive than rubles by 15".
But I forgot to add that without Sechin it would be twice as cheap.

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