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[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №15
 14.12.2007
1: Is the KVD a chaot of the type of KAVĚNA?
2 of AGA. Club of Lovers and Trusted.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14
 14.12.2007
Noname: On Thursday evening, the mass media was pleased to tell in all the details about how the Hummer SUV was stolen from an honest hoistman working in the GIBDD of the Moscow region. However, a day later, the press service of the sub-Moscow GIBDD unexpectedly stated that neither of their subordinates Hummer was stolen.

Noname: Haishnik declares: "Hummer is not mine, I just posted the ad!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13
 14.12.2007
Dear people of Odin!
Boobs are people too. They also want to play games at work and read bor, and they also, unlike the Azcan odmin, most often have families. And the unfortunate bugs are very suffering from the failure of the servant in the annual report, the leakage of documents to the printer in another part of the world, and from the fact that at 21.00 in the office there is no one either drunk or sober.
And we also now have a shredder, it is black smooth and fun, but very often we forget to feed it, so ready to give it to careful Odin hands.

[ + 45 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12
 14.12.2007
A friend of mine served in the navy. They got very much tea. So they (servants, not teaque) took the carbide, dried it with bread and threw it up. These pterodactles ate them in the summer. Then somewhere behind the dunes exploded.

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №11
 14.12.2007
Kashtanka
Did you never want to get married?

Old Pepper
I wanted once

Old Pepper
But then the older guys told me that it was possible to fuck without getting married - and I wasted.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №10
 14.12.2007
He: Let’s do it...
I have a headache, I don’t want to.
He: Well, so don’t get in your head.
and :)

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №9
 14.12.2007
yyy (12:44:31 12/12/2007)
For lunch, meat with ananas and baked potatoes, snack salad and compot - it is good to eat!

xxx (12:45:08 12/12/2007)
Oh well not bad. I am just eating tea here.

yyy (12:45:20 12/12/2007)
Excuse me

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8
 14.12.2007
by L0k! (17:59:39 10/12/2007)
Do you use a virtual machine?

Ower (18:00:55 10/12/2007)
uhu...I have a virtual merine 600-th..when I am very longing I sit in it and go where the eyes look))

[ + 187 - ] Comment quote №7
 14.12.2007
Fuck, it was necessary to know how to say "I would fuck her!"" When the boss showed pictures of his older daughter at the resort...

You are not the only one that is so clever :(

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №6
 14.12.2007
P.S. Yesterday my friend gave me a...

If Rasputin's machine removes everything that is unnecessary, it will be the world's first singing pelmen!

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