After going to the gastroscopy, I began to sincerely respect the hentai heroines. >_<

We go electric. It is cold, it does not heat. Someone of the passengers goes to the negotiating device, asking to turn on. Announcement of the Engineer:
- Dear passengers, some trains are not fully heated, we apologize.
The passenger who spoke at the "intercom" whispered:
- Previously openly said cars like that and like that - they do not heat up.
Someone is second:
“Ah, but now "polite and politically correct". There is only one spiral per train.
A funny voice from the tambour:
And in the controller.

Go on your weekend and Friday with you.
Medical Resuscitation

I took my car :)
She: I congratulate you! What color?
The color of a woman’s surprise ;)
She: Couldn’t you just write red?! to

I come to a friend with beer and fish, she looks at the fish and asks harshly “Why does a fish have a head?” I want to look in the eyes of those I eat"
I am afraid of her...

Andrei Fursenko at the annual forum at Seliger said that the disadvantage of the Soviet education system was the attempt to form a creator, and now the task is to raise a qualified consumer, able to qualifiedly use the results of the creativity of others.

Here is this. Bring it to the best.This should be learned by our students and students. They want to make us brainless, uninitiative and unconditional slaves.

Philologists are so harsh that they don’t watch porn. They are reading her...

Are you from Skynet?

B, No, I am from the Resistance.
Death to the damned cars!

I mean the provider.

from the order on the enterprise, signed by the Director, the last paragraph:
"To notify this order to all structural units of the company".

Diet is when you don’t eat a sausage, but secretly chew it!