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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74283
 14.12.2012
False89: The Procastination Training and methods? Hera is all that! Bring yourself a cat, one time postponed for then to clean the bowl and all, already past nasrano. Yesterday after drinking, waking up at 5 a.m. from the dryer, I went after a glass of water to clean the pot, because the catchy-skotika on my chopsticks.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74282
 14.12.2012
Modern children are taught to eat soup, bending a plate on themselves, in order to occasionally pour the soup themselves, not a laptop or tablet.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74281
 14.12.2012
From Habr:
akaStiX: If you give a list of the 3 companies that have made the most significant contribution to the development of IT, it will be as follows:
1st IBM is
2nd IBM is
Three IBM is

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74280
 14.12.2012
I was in the metro. The car is full in front of the door. There are two men, unknown to each other. One second touches and follows a dialogue:
Sorry to
Nothing terrible
Do you want a candy? (I myself am in this moment)
No, thank you
- Yes, okay, beary (insistently extends)
(Thanks to you
(Take a few more)
- Yes No
I have a whole package.
In the end, he picked up a candy from him, then I went out, and they, I think, also swallowed and then went together)))))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №74279
 14.12.2012
On the topic of "punishment cannot be pardoned", there is a discussion of mattresses:
On my daughter’s coconut mattress, neither I nor my wife can sleep at all.
YYY: I would try it. Only the coconut daughter doesn’t let her sleep. And I don’t think you need to get stuck in that proposal at all.
zzz: "...neither I nor my wife..." – these are listings, the fifth is needed. What kind of coconut is this? My daughter has no coconut. Or what do I not know?
Yyy: Your coconut hasn’t grown yet.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74278
 14.12.2012
The Samsung website. Questions and answers.

Questions
How to remove the simka from the plan?

Reply
This tablet does not have a SIM card slot.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74277
 14.12.2012
Comment on the robot vacuum cleaner, from the shortcomings:
- he does not clean himself, does not send SMS notifications, there is no sense of tact, humor too, the animals are scared, the door cannot be opened, he does not cook - fucking shorter, only to stand in the dock station =)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74276
 14.12.2012

But fucking, I understand that soon the games will be more serious and 1GB of memory on board will be too little.

Soon we’ll be playing at Tesla.

"Thanks to you! Do not forget to turn off the nuclear reactor. Good Mom and Mom"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74275
 14.12.2012
"The volcano on Chukotka"... people, you are completely shaken!? We are in Kamchatka!! to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74274
 14.12.2012
Make a remix on Prodigy, just like cooking a boiled ico

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74273
 14.12.2012
xxx for the evening?
Is it better for the puppies?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74272
 14.12.2012
About removal of songs of Lazarev from VK

1: I think now the sales of cassettes will grow
2 and Babin
In Russia since 1861 it has been prohibited to sell babies.

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