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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №36
 14.12.2007
I went out to smoke on the stairs. There are an accountant from a neighboring company with a huge box and a secretary with a bunch of folders, and they talk:
There were not many people willing to move. Where are these four obaltus, our amins?? to
They were busy, they went to Winchester to buy.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35
 14.12.2007
The guys!! Thank you for clicking "Other?"!!!! to
People, thank you in the top!

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №34
 14.12.2007
I was fighting with my grandmother =)
YYY: What is it?
XHH: I changed the shutter on her mobile. It was just a bee, now such a cute bear.
YYY: And what, did she not like the picture?
XHH: No, she says that because of this her phone is no longer catching a fig...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33
 14.12.2007
>Kit Scuco
I did a feat yesterday... I met a girl on the street and I took her phone.
> and [...]

Go go go go go go go go

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №32
 14.12.2007
<Athena> She left for four days of work in command. My husband is a programmer. The child spoke. In order not to die of hunger, bought foods full refrigerator, a couple (!) A bottle of beer and a cigarette. He had to give up a project.
<Athena> This morning I come - nothing is touched in the refrigerator. He sleeps on his bed, in his clothes, everywhere empty beer bottles, bulls, chlam, the most complete defeat.
<Athena> began to dig in his mobile phone - the only thing she found - the names of daily reminders "Pizza", "Pizza", "Dinner". Something tells me that all this time he had breakfast and lunch with pizza and dinner with beer. and ((
<Segal> A box of pizza a lot? )
<Athens> the fuck! He ate one beer.! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31
 14.12.2007
The bear is not mine. I just made a successor.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №30
 14.12.2007
...
<xxx> You’re so secretive as if she was a man, and you only learned this in the morning.

<yyy> Where are you from? The cock!! What are you, you know?? to

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №29
 14.12.2007
You are free, I am not disturbing you.
Is it hypnosis? 😉

[ + 123 - ] Comment quote №27
 14.12.2007
She(22:05:01 12/12/2007)
Fuck, I am upset
He (22:05:49 12/12/2007)
I am upset, why am I upset?

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №26
 14.12.2007
My cat has a bad habit of buriing everything nearby in a bowl.
xxx: well fine stinking socks... well x with it condoms... but find there a half-buried half-buried shell.. o_0

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №25
 14.12.2007
DD Forest (02:41 PM) :
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
Natasha's son is 81.18.129.4
Drony (02:44 PM) :
Eeee
Drony (02:45 PM) :
not understood
DD Forest (02:45 PM) :
This is not from the buffer.
DD Forest (02:46 PM) :
51 cm, 3200 g, boy

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №24
 14.12.2007
UrRrI: Yesterday in our supermarket the lights were cut off at the peak hour. And the evening, dark... In general, the cookies there are delicious.And I didn’t know.It was left to find it, recognize it and buy it.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №23
 14.12.2007
He was a little drunk, met in the ash with a girl, after exchanging photos decided to make her a compliment:
I would fuck you...
The Silence *
She: I would give you.
I go to her on Saturday ;)

[ + 156 - ] Comment quote №22
 14.12.2007
Gates dropped his lawyer course at 3 when Microsoft began demanding a lot of attention. And here we have the richest man in the world. Taxes, charity, the pride of the nation.

In Russia, he would be taken into the army.

The red hat.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21
 14.12.2007
and greengluk:
I am tired of living in a state where the most calories come into the body under the form of alcohol.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №20
 14.12.2007
<shyrshyn> I sit at your house, in your coat, I watch your TV and I eat your sandwiches while drinking your coffee
<shyrshyn> listen even and don't dare now that I'm not your grandmother ))

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №19
 14.12.2007
Shiripacha T: At first it was boring, and then Santa began to light the tree. And with such Shakespeare’s pathos, he cried out: “Don’t deceive me, magical asshole! that there are no living adults in the hall...

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №18
 14.12.2007
Do you know what motorcycle is?
YYY: I know, like when you overwrite something, the brain develops.
YYY: We had a competition in the camp on motorcycle: take a taburet, put n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
X: How did you pull the knots out of the ass?

[ + 199 - ] Comment quote №17
 14.12.2007
Paul_Stripe: I go to the subway in the morning.as always people-dark.there the guy from behind asks "You go out next?",I gru "Yes",and here,when in principle the dialogue should be finished because everyone understood everything,the guy gives out:
"I will cover you..."

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №16
 14.12.2007
I: Did your boyfriend know where you got Rafaello from?
She: I found out
I have a blue colour, please.

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