Customer: I am exactly interested to disappear at 12, you have no problems?
Technical Support: There is
Client: Well, Lena, or I already felt like a peach.

<Oleg> and
<Kreuzritter> go out!
<Kreuzritter> without you it's annoying
<Oleg> Chico?
<Kreuzritter> we had a ice beat yesterday with the bath was
<Oleg> O__o
<Kreuzritter> he took the vodka "Russian ice", I brandy "The Teutonic Order".
<Kreuzritter> at first the ice did not withstand ))
<Kreuzritter> and then the Order drowned in the winery

Be careful)) I will follow you)))
OTMOP: I thought so...

My friend and I have a lot of iron money. Arrived in Macau. Ordered for 142 rubles. They dumped a mountain of money on the bench (the fifths were rubles 50, the rest from the coin of 1 ruble to the coin of 1 penny). The man behind the box made round eyes. I counted 10 minutes. And at the end issued the standard maccan phrase: "Thank you for not giving up"

There was evil. Here comes the boss and let the tasks cut, scream and matte. At the end of the speech: "There are questions?!" I am: " There is. Why are you shouting at me?" He said: "And how can we talk to the dwarfs?I: "How can I know, I have never spoken to you with the dwarfs before." Blinked eyes, a hollow jaw, silence in the audience. I slowly turn and quietly crack into the cigarette.
Not even fired.

Forums for teenage girls:
I swallowed the tampon... accidentally... I stumbled with the pen, it poured into my mouth, then I remembered that the ink spots were removed with petroleum. I took it from my dad in the garage, poured it into my mouth... the stain disappeared and the petroleum remained, then I poured sunflower oil, but it became a sludge disgusting... then I remembered that the tampons sucked out moisture and took it from dad one he always keeps them! I put him in my mouth, and then my brother called me, I was scared and swallowed. He pulled the thread and he didn’t. Will I die young and beautiful?? to

X: According to one of the concepts, a person before birth is shown his life and the soul decides to be born or not.
Y: My soul was drunk if I agreed.

When will I be a normal grandmother? I visited the boy. He is looking for my shoes. He asks, “What size do you have?” and I : "the second, probably"...

I go, beautiful, to a friend, I pick up a homeopath. The electrician runs in, thinking I’m with my key and trying to get in. But seeing that I am also waiting for an answer, he pronounces comprehensively: "A-a, you are also on the challenge..." I’m up and down))

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I am interested, a man who was sentenced to life imprisonment, suddenly in the cell suffered clinical death, is it considered that he sat off his term?)))

This year, Santa will only give gifts to those children who have more torrents than downloaded.

Yesterday, I and my friends were heating glutens in pots. Mother came and said, “Can you bring apples for breakfast?”
We: No, we do not have to.
Do we not eat after the first pot?

He says hello. Would you like me to make you a cunnilingus?
She: Better make yourself a mine. And the most pleasant and others do not have to get.

The first:
I drink all of it...
The first:
I extend pleasure
The second:
I will also fuck.
The first (19:56:56 13/12/2009)
You are an evil bird.

xxx read about these your drums, bought myself two..one red, one green with flowers.It really works?In which of them to beat,in case of a computer failure?
YYY YYYY)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX in the meaning?
Both of them are mine! 😉

There is a goat flu in Europe. 6 people died. I represent the situation
Doctor: Yes, you have goat flu.
Patient: Yeah yeah yeah! O O O O
Death from a heart attack.

and thumbüthumbs:
It is already romantic.
by Lamber:
Oh yeah, oh yeah...? to
and thumbüthumbs:
Oh yeah, fucking
and thumbüthumbs:
This is already romantic.
by Lamber:
You are even entangled with the meaning of O_O.