Decree on preferential housing loans:
HHH
In short, if you are not an AA, not a young family who adopted a large family, not a disabled and your relatives are not disabled, not married to a military, who adopted a young family, who adopted a large family and not sent by the native state to a collage with a posthumous award of the Presidential award, then you will not have preferential housing.

Only the last fool will argue with the idiot.
Death: I agree

In the "Sportmaster" a girl says to her son:
My son, do not run away! We have already lost our father.

I am a physicist (1 course). The condition (in short):to pour water into a tank with shadows to heat it, to make measurements, etc.Nothing complicated and quantum) All passed, two of the smartest remained.I fit, they sit, there is no water in the tank, the shadows are red, soon everything will burn. I tactically hint that I need to look into the tank and go out for 10 minutes to smoke. Upon returning I find that the skin has successfully burned, and these two fools with a smart look stand and look into the tank.)

On the first channel of the advertising of the award "Golden Grammophone", Sergey Zverev comes on stage. Ivan Urgant, the host of the show, says to him:
You look like Pushkin in your youth. You even want to shoot.

Ellariel
I will walk through the painting, I will turn on the tractor and I will sit in the dust on the rental street.

Aberforth
In the street of Dzerzhinsky, and in the street of Lunacharsky, and in the street of Telman, I suddenly recall Communism.

He swallowed meat from his father and ran into the room. Then his father comes and asks where the cat is. The poor man panicked in the room. Then I decided to hide under the closet. But how? the bush he pushed, but the body was left outside... he got another piece of sausage))))))

Are you accidentally working in Kashmir?
In the Cantemire.
Oh well great! At what time?
From 10 to 18, like all white people.
You know, you just called me a Negro.

Two women are talking in the bus next to me this morning. One of them tells how they are preparing for the minister’s arrival: “We have a nightmare in the women’s toilet. Everything collapses and falls on the head. Instead of putting order, what did they decide? When there is a signal that the minister is coming in, women will be gathered and put inside, so that the cabins are closed and he cannot enter.
Unfortunately, I never understood what kind of institution it was.

and c)

What is Wikipedia:

People have five fingers on their hands.

British scientists have developed a lifelong flu vaccine.
28 days later, it all started the same way.

Lila
Nothing to look at, to be honest.
Kirillish
The feet are alive.
Lila
I have no stomach now, for 3 months I hit a good press
Okay, I boast
Kirillish
Come to Senegal at night.
Lila
Okay, I'll be, wait at 11 at the Senovale
Kirillish
How will I recognize you?
Lila
I will be with the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper and in red cowboy boots.
Kirillish
Is that all that happens to you?
Lila
I said, red cowboy boots! Or isn’t it too sexy for you, Esther?
Kirillish
And the cowards?? to
Lila
And why?
Kirillish
Really shoot anyway.
Lila
What are you going to do, sweet?
Kirillish
I’ll probably be in Houston.
Lila
DDD

The familiar status is: "Dear Crusade Fairy, make me a princess, or I'm tired of being a pumpkin :("

P - Boy D Girl
p (01:23:08 14/12/2010)
Striptease is not interesting
d (01:23:20 14/12/2010)
HOA is?
p (01:23:36 14/12/2010)
Imagine yourself
p (01:25:42 14/12/2010)
you came from the universe, you sit in the kitchen - eat hunting to chew... and here comes mom gets out of the oven a baked calf, turn before your nose, let smell, a little lick... and then chest her back into the oven and says "Daughter, we will not eat today."

"Child Driver Arrested for Marijuana Distribution"
Rostov-on-Don

Ellipsis: Yandex News: During the flooding of the catch in Ulan Ude flooded the center of the city...
Dinamix: Chicken twisted, pressure pocheeel, full bizness, shutter))

How do I eat peanuts? She became strong.

Try to warm up in the microwave.

How to remove the pot?

I: a knife with a hammer, like a fist

Valerie, don’t be capricious. Everything is easily broken.

Daddy: I turned...

She is : ahahah
She: Aaaa, crocodiles begemoths, aaa, monkeys cashaloths"- obviously a song about the men (c)
He: I'm sorry, I can't hold on, but I'm a small horse, but I'm worth a lot of money. and c)

Discussion on the forum, XXX girl.

Who has a tongue without bones? You must enter any cracks, even if you move your knees, so that such art does not disappear in vain.

How I drank absinthe yesterday:

Wife: You!!!! This is a straw shirt!! The clown is out!!! I will kill you!!! Dying and dying!!!!!!!!!!! Humor is awesome!!! Say thank you that I am so educated and did not call and beg you all the way!!!!!!! What kind of shit is my hair in the fridge??????!!!!!!! It is frosty!!!I have to wash my head again!!!I can’t feel my eyes out of the balloon!!!This is genetic engineering!! The horse is a pedal!!! to

I thought everything was fine yesterday.