Yes here :
Remember, boys, the cat is smaller and its shirt is smaller.
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And in bed after sex does not ask to talk to her.
= is
No, I’m just sure I didn’t find in this post something that’s wrong 0_o

She is:
There is no animal in the house (
She is:
Come to))

A friend of K came to bed with him:
I: Was there anything?? to
K: Yes
What happens once a month

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Is your father a worker?WOW WOW WOW!The workout is the brightest memory of every boy’s school.

The Alpha
by Dada)))

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The first thing I heard from the mother was the words of the labourer: “Blaze Tarasov, where are you drying your fingers?”Happiness will take you to the fuck!What will you do in your nose? aa to?? to

Remember the advertisement, where in the beginning they show how the girls in the shelter prepare the New Year's table.and when it is time to sit for him some guy lets his white mouse into the room to them, and when the girls with a whisper run out of the room, he sits and eats all this condemning his mouse sitting next to him: Eat eat sclephosophical deserved.

A phenomenon or object that cannot be logically explained.
and Wikipedia.

In the summer, let the cat go for a day walk. It was dark in the evening and there was no cat. I went with my son to find him. We go between the tall houses, look under the benches, into the basements. We call "Kiss-Kiss-Kiss, Kiss-Kiss", no one responds. Interestingly, neither cats nor cats are everywhere. I decided to joke "Not one cat, not even a hat to shoot))". Here from somewhere above, from the balcony, is disturbed "Vasilius, kiss-kis-kis, home" O_o )))))

What to expect from men when Valentine's Day coincides with the Day of Love, Oil and Forgiveness Sunday? I’m sorry, dear, I’ve changed you, but I love you. and + )

I bought an essential oil called "For erotic massage". Well, I think I will enjoy my boyfriend today. I got the instructions to read (in any case, not enough), and it is written:"Creates an untransmitted atmosphere, brings your feelings into balance. Effective against ticks, fleas and other ectoparasites.

How is the elite different from the herd?
They don’t even have their own shoes.

In one village, in the 90s, after the collapse of everything possible, the local men gave the land to the property, but the buryans still grew.
The men were non-drinkers and working. They began to weep, sow, harvest, in general, their life began to improve.
Here appears one type from Moscow, slick, slippery, cunning. He starts rolling the papers. The district chief was snuffed.
He wants to take the land from the men, organize it for himself, and take the villagers to work for money.
Not even going to talk to men, say, they do not decide anything here, what they will say, then they will do. The office began to build a brick, the walls of the first floor have already been raised.
The villagers, of course, do not want to beat on the uncle for the cuts. What to do? We decided to scare, type, you better don't touch us, we're grizzly for our land to whom you want to spoil. It’s better here, I won’t warn you anymore. Will you take him that? He replied to them something like, “You are collective farmers, like cows, but in appearance dangerous.” He stumbled and left. And to scare the men other than words was really nothing, no one even had guns. And here, at least, with a guarantee, a dozen Kalashnikovs are needed.
The men thought, thought and went to the field. For three bags of potatoes, in those not very full times, they were given to collect two canes of bullets and a bag of gillets.
The bullets, on the walls of the office being built, were accumulated with a hammer. And the bullets themselves were poured along, and in fifteen meters, the guilds were scattered.
He came to his office, came out of the car. And the walls are carved into dredges, rounded guilds and a skull with bones are painted.
He joked in full, without any discount. Because it broke out of the village direction - through a breeze young man. The bumper and the mirrors left there, but he did not appear in the village anymore.

In general, without a car can not be done only in the following situations: when traveling to the service, for refuelling and for tires. In all other cases, you can do without it.

to this:

I am wildly uncomfortable, but I will ask: guys, and you have a household in the pants where you hide: in the pants or so fit? Just ask no one at the moment, but I am bustling and I am very interested suddenly became."

Cannes in the trousers, where else! And the end in the socks.)

to this
to this:
Dear creators of Bora!
Please create a section ug: [UG][top UG][better UG][add]
And let all the wicked throw their sweaters there! And so before the BOR you read - under the table scissors, and now, scissors, you can spit on your fist!!! to
Fuck the fuckers!!! to

I fully and fully support
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And also add the "UG" button, so that when you press it more than 5 times, the quote will automatically be placed in the "UG" section.

to this:
I have a James Bond deodorant. It is written: "Deodorant. Aerosol and deodorant."
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In our city (Rostov-n-D, Northern) hangs a poster "Tennis classes. Tennis and Table Tennis"

to this:
And yet another:

to this:

A real man in school must have work and fitness to the perfect, so that in the future when the girl leaves him he could easily catch her and fuck the board!!! to
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To a real man, you are complicated, you will not even have to hit a woman in the head!
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A real man, a fucking man, always distinguishes a joke from the truth!

A real man will not go to the bar...

Fuck it! Do not believe!I wiped out my socks in the basement, in the bathroom (I remove the apartment - there is no washing machine), counted - exactly 14 socks. He soaked a bunch, left for 3 hours. I went, reached, loosened, pulled, hanged and counted. The fucking!! Thirteen!! Where to fuck?! Where did the fucker go?? to

to this:
I am wildly uncomfortable, but I will ask: guys, and you have the farm in the pants where you hide: in the pants or so fit? Just ask not who at the moment, and I am bustling and I am very interested suddenly became.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
With a shoe, no choice. Well, there are uniquums that are blurred around the waist, but mainly in the socks.

For the celebration:
Don’t forget the white bracelets.
Remember someone who remembers the topic.

Silver Fork: This is what it means to work in a women’s team)))
Silver Fork: I was added to the aska in the evening and didn’t talk to me in the morning
Silver Fork: Because in the "place of work" column I wrote "Monster Corporation"