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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №124378
 14.02.2016
It is hard to be silent in time. Because in time is a mysterious and untouchable timeframe.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124377
 14.02.2016
After the municipality of the capital explained that the presence of owners of registration in the Unified State Register of rights to real estate and transactions with it has nothing to do with proof of the legality of obtaining the right to the object, you involuntarily start to doubt, and is the passport in the pocket proof that I am a citizen of Russia?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124376
 14.02.2016
From Blogs:

Roskomnadzor has notified Roskomnadzor of the entry into the register of banned sites.
A brief description of the essence of the conflict: According to the court, it is illegal to tell on your website about what is entirely and entirely legal, if it allows you to access what is illegal in some way.
For example, it is illegal to teach reading: because thanks to this, a person can read extremist materials. It is illegal, even if it is legal. It is also illegal to have hands: because with their help a person can buy drugs.
We were born to make Kafka a man.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124375
 14.02.2016
here here :

Interesting, you have a state) except for the sellers, collectors and budgeters, there is no one. In fact, if a person wants to make money, he will. He will use his whole brain and work. And who does not need, will sit for example for a small salary, but white, in the budget office to transfer papers, to drop out of work early and late, perfectly understanding that for his inefficiency no one will dismiss him. Looking for a job or other job. Instead, he will be overwhelmed by anger and envy for a more successful neighbor who walks for 12 hours a day.

All or black or white?
It is no secret that there is a huge difference in salary depending on the profession. Often, a person in a socially important area of activity gets little. A highly professional engineer, doctor, teacher can already earn a lot more and somewhere even dictate their terms to the employer, but until this point he lives for many years on a poor salary, working much more than others and spending his free time improving his qualifications, sometimes even at his own expense.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №124374
 14.02.2016
My husband goes to the store.
I, whispering: "Buy My Daughter Kidder"
He surprised his eyebrows.
I, justifying myself: "We’ve been telling her so much lately..."
He: "Maybe it’s cheaper not to cheat?"

Economic, and you won’t argue.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №124373
 14.02.2016
The cast member: My town is called Barsuki. Once there were many lakes. There lived a lot of barracks. They built dams.

Comment 1: It looks like it is not built. So everything is okay with me.

Commentary 2: If you need OkeyGoogles for this, then you are not okay with it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124372
 14.02.2016
The online cinema. A commentary to the horror film about a maniac who ruthlessly torments and torments his victims (blood by the river, torture and so on):
"The sound is terrible! Why so many translations!! Children can watch it!"
Oh, and the truth...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124371
 14.02.2016
Karaoke without ethanol - words for the wind

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №124370
 14.02.2016
in the cheek of the ladies.
You are Lady!
I will cut off the little one.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124369
 14.02.2016
An old broken joke.
Are the reptiles going out for a walk?
Cut down the world government.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №124368
 14.02.2016
My age is almost 30, my husband is not, my boyfriend too. A typical single woman.
I stood in the hallway with my parents, saying goodbye to my mother.

All your shirt was worn out, says Mom.
My husband will buy, I answer.
What a husband?
At least yours!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №124367
 14.02.2016
This is:
In the surgical department where I worked.

Oh, don't fuck, young man, in surgery guys already in the office are given some appendicectomy to do themselves, and the grandmothers are doomed to gray moods to hold their hooks. Under the joke that a woman surgeon is either not a woman or not a surgeon. Probably because they don’t want to work, yes.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №124366
 14.02.2016
M: Recommend the movie
M: Something like Escape from New York, Escape from Los Angeles.
N: Escape from Shawshank
Tag: escape from chicken

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