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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №149055
 14.02.2018
And about "support in difficult times" – it’s funny at all. Girls from boys make legs, it is worth boys to slide with some flu

Oh oh! Is the mercantile-oriented person back? I repeat to the stupid: do not judge people in general by your surroundings. That you are in such a clown is only your merit.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149054
 14.02.2018
British scientists have concluded that girls who regularly reach orgasm are better at school. My ideas of classmates were broken down.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №149053
 14.02.2018
YouTube posted a video about corruption:

Europe: Corrupt people are being tried.
China: Corrupt people are being shot.
Russia: Rospotrebnadzor in the interest of corrupt people shuts down YouTube

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149052
 14.02.2018
But she will not gather her sweaters all over the house, nor will the borst get to bed.

She will collect socks, if she loves order in the house, she will serve borscht in bed, if she loves cooking and loves her husband, and if her husband, in gratitude, takes on some other things that she less likes, rather than sit on her neck. She’ll do because she wants, not because she’s obligated as a wife, do you feel the difference?
Went on a trip with men? Someone cuts wood, someone puts a tent, someone is engaged in firing - who does better than they go everywhere together, doing strictly equal, right? But if some slanderer sits more comfortably and waits for him to be served, then in the best case he will be polently explained that it is so ugly, and in the worst case - will give him puzzles.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149051
 14.02.2018
Nothing excuses a person who ripped long while watching the series "Star track",as the phrase "Sorry my Klingon"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149050
 14.02.2018
Former husband of his sister:

The sister of my ex-wife.
She has a child she gave birth to very early, at 16 or 17.
I never had a normal relationship. At the age of 50, she met a normal man, with whom she even married.
She divorced and fled as soon as he got to the hospital.

The fact that she has never had a normal relationship by the age of 50 has already characterized her in a certain way. But only her, not the whole floor in general.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №149049
 14.02.2018
Do Dwarfs Have Women? How do they reproduce?
See also: Bayani They just have women too bearded, and the non-dwarf does not distinguish them.
zzz: There is an opinion that the dwarfs themselves are not very different: if after sex there was a child, then it was a dwarf. If after sex the child got you, then the dwarfobab is you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149048
 14.02.2018
A friend (violinist) here for the first time after moving to our conservatory played in a quintet with a professor (contrabass). He says so fast. We play, and the professor screams at me, “Be afraid, shit!” I drink quieter and more frightened. He whispered again, “Be afraid, shit!”“And the eyes of the wicked are drawn out. Only after playing, I found out that the professor was very carnivorous and said, “More sound!”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149047
 14.02.2018
The Advertising:
- Buy coatlets from the real polar coat. A total of 430 rubles/kg.
- Really, the composition on the mark: farce of the coat, farce of the mint, farce of the shovel.
- Really real: 80 percent of the farce, 20 percent of the truss, 20 percent of the coat (which swam past the truss and the truss)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149046
 14.02.2018
I am a computer teacher at school. Just what came to me and said what the order of the department of education came about what I need to go to the neighboring school in order to undergo remote learning via Skype.
and OK.

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