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[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14497
 14.02.2009
About the Generations:
And I’m from the generation of those who remember how Jackie Chan fought with four grandmothers on spikes :))))

[ + 57 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14496
 14.02.2009
47379 (saved 2009-02-12 at 17:50)
jiyuu: it’s a pipe, we guys are either already busy or full of loops :'(
Hex: Ol, I’m free at all, if I...
Jiyuu: See also above

This is the kind of fuck I hate, let me be called a hater of women, but where do you tell me such girls who would love such as us, ordinary undetectable guys who think about a future career and in the future will be able to a lot, on which you can rely. than those fools who constantly take lessons in schools, they don’t know and don’t cheat at anything. But those who are fucking “beautiful” and then fucking out of debt can’t get out and change people like you, “girls” faster than gloves.

And the fox silence naked with your comments like "no?" urds worried, this is about you I was talking about.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14495
 14.02.2009
Study of VKnotakte:
Paul: I will give a cat... 18:27
I’ll give a cat... urgently!! by 18:33

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14494
 14.02.2009
xxx: I was kicked out of the group in contact for leaving a comment on a girl’s photo. The cactus on the table is funny, you water it, or I will have all the cactus dead in a month.
XXX: This is the Honey.
XXX: I'm sorry she doesn't have a leaflet
XXX: the cactus is still dead (

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14493
 14.02.2009
If the soul does not lie, then He will not stand.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14492
 14.02.2009
Prostokvashka :
It was the first time in human history that a space accident occurred. Collided two satellites - Russian and Lamerov )))

The Aura:
We decided to overtake the meeting, 100%

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14491
 14.02.2009
Encountered on the Internet on the photo: strong hairy man's hand already
I almost completely removed my trousers with wonderful in all respects.
The female ass. One commentator wrote:
It’s a pity that it’s not my hand.
The other answered him:
Glad it’s not your ass.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14490
 14.02.2009
On the request:
Serbs told me that the coward was a wife and had a brother, that her brother died and that she sought and knelt so much for him, and that the old man did it to the bird.
Wahoo...

The Serbs tell [this legend]: the cowboy was a woman, she had a brother. When her brother died, she mourned and cried for him until she turned into a bird.

(Please add, the person needs)
Live in Serbia!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №14489
 14.02.2009
In the end, he will learn to win who is not tired of losing.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14488
 14.02.2009
A stupid story happened to me somewhere in the mid-1990s. We were driving by

In the middle of the Taiga. There were hardly any cars on the road. and if

Remember, it was such a time that it was not safe to drive on the roads.

They robbed, and all that.

We go - and suddenly we begin to realize that he has been following us long enough.

Jeep with toned glasses. And in the Jeeps at the time also remember who

I ride. And it’s not just going after us, it’s literally “hanging on the tail.” and

Here, as specifically, we roll the wheel. We stopped. He is next door.

door to door. Down the glass, in the window - a huge size of reed.

The further dialogue:

The brother! A wild pig with five letters.

and???? to

I am in shock. And in a moment I begin to realize that they are all their jeeps.

Crossroads were held all the way. And in this "wild pig" they are

They said they were prepared to kill anyone.

They helped.

and Kaban

Here is horror! He looks totally condemned and almost silent.

with one lips: "It does not fit into the letters"

Pause - and me falls: "Vepre". You would see his face, full of happiness and

and relief!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №14487
 14.02.2009
I fell in love with a vampire.

and married.

They lived long and happy.

And they had many children.

They all worked in the militia.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14486
 14.02.2009
Q: Can you send us a quote?
WOW : Why? She is not funny! She will not accept.
You, I see, have not been on the tower for a long time...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14485
 14.02.2009
XXX is
Were there many parents at the meeting?

YYYY
I don't know, I only got puzzles from all the news :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14484
 14.02.2009
Choosing the Director of Course
X1: Who is better to take the course?
x2: the one who appears more often can be easily found and is desirable to know you in the face))
X1: a buffet girl?
x2: )))))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14483
 14.02.2009
From one TV show:
Madonna’s new lover has a tattoo on his back. It’s probably because she, having hundreds of boys, didn’t know his name during the fun.
Do you really think Madonna is behind?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14482
 14.02.2009
To the citations:

47109 (saved 2009-02-10 at 19:10)
Do you want to know how you kill normal girls?
I will tell you!............
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And then, you girls, say you have logic? How many times have I fought with my girlfriend for this! ......................

Let’s find out who has logic and who doesn’t.! to
End your debate!
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