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[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №43189
 14.02.2011
xxxh is a teacher who recently acquired a note. Woo - the parent of one of the students, who balls in a compass.
Communication via Skype.

8 Good night. I have a book, if I don't work with it for a while, it will turn off itself. Where are these adjustments? I don’t want him to turn off himself.
YYY : Good night. Don’t get so angry, we’ll find out.
X: You probably didn’t understand me correctly. I am not angry, I am not. I mean, I mean, I mean.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43188
 14.02.2011
The motto of the day is "Send the enemy a whisker!"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43187
 14.02.2011
XXX: As I have already advised, did you get into an uncomfortable situation? Do not know what to do? Show your breasts so that others don’t know what to do.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №43186
 14.02.2011
Comments on the movie on a single trailer:

XXX is one of my favorite movies.

Yyy:Yoda master understand the Russian language taught you. =) is

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43185
 14.02.2011
I think, it's okay as long as I study, you can say that there is no personal life because you need to finish it normally and bla bla bla, and when I finish to say that....?? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43184
 14.02.2011
xxx: "If we made girls, they would never break" (c) Toyota
What if the Lamborghini did?
They would be... powerful.
Tagged: Nymphomaniacs
XXX: Then I know a couple made on the lamp
They are prototypes.
xxx: these are pilot models)
Are there drones?
XXX is married. in Thailand
xxx: these versions have a bunch of male merits

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43183
 14.02.2011
When he bought his first machine, he found in the salon the former owner's gloves. He called, asked to return immunity) The packages were then a shortage - found what was in the kitchen. Packaging with a large inscription - "For garbage". He packed it and handed it to those he asked to hand it over. At the police station m. " and pl Rebellion " to his colleagues. I didn't want to offend him, honestly - I didn't find another packaging(((( If you read - the machine served me for four years and sold in good condition. Do not offend!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №43182
 14.02.2011
My girlfriend gave me a birthday voucher at the sex shop. Per the only worthy way to thank her would be to buy a strapon.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №43181
 14.02.2011
Cocktail "Spring":
Champagne, Martini, Wine, Vodka and Olive. Mix all the ingredients in the proportion "a; and add olive oil.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43180
 14.02.2011
Comments on Video with a Hydrogen Bomb (100 kq tons of TNT)
Why does she have a parachute? What would it slow down?
y: Oh, so that the local population has time to record it on the phone

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43179
 14.02.2011
Day of Computer, ladies and gentlemen!
May the strength be with us!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43178
 14.02.2011
What can adults do at work? Of course, go to the google translator, put the direction of the translation "from Russian to Russian" and choke the mother’s bits with the voice of the aunt, which begins to fuck when you press the button "Listen" =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43177
 14.02.2011
What kind of man is this?
This is a bear, Dmitry Anatolyevich, it is a shame not to know!
Is he, Mr. President, that I should be ashamed not to know him?
Ekbnr

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43176
 14.02.2011


AK90 (00:51:06 14/02/2011)
“Hello, right hand, I congratulate you on Valentine’s Day, dear.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43175
 14.02.2011
She went into the room to her brother to make a comment on the loud music, and she wandered, observing the picture, like a cat, twisted into a glove, sleeping tightly under the column, where the songs of the Rammstein were played. My brother changed his mind...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43174
 14.02.2011
Winter is a great time of year. The socks can easily be found on the battery.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43173
 14.02.2011
In a conversation with a friend...
"No, I’m not going to go to the barricades anymore if anything. I have a family, children... a belly the size of two barrels of Heineken. I will be a burden. But here are a couple of machines to sacrifice with pleasure"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43172
 14.02.2011
February 14: in Japan, the holiday of naked men, in the United States - the day of condoms, in Germany - the day of the mental sick.
1111: Tomorrow you will be able to peacefully congratulate a Gondon with his favorite American holiday.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43171
 14.02.2011
From the Literary Forum:

I am angry with everything today, most of all, the subject of OBJ. The model is this:
First-second-third class: "Children, the road must be switched to the green light..."
Fifth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
8th Class: Young citizens of Russia! Anti-gases are three standard sizes, calculated from the radius of the head.
Tenth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
11th grade: "Children, the road must be moved to the green light..."
It seems that the peak of development we have already passed...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43170
 14.02.2011
WOW: Do you love me?
Tag: I love
Tagged with: bhubble
Tagged: love
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck you are shorter.

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