When this song dies...
I sit in a public thrust, thinking of eternity.
Someone enters the neighboring cabin. I hear the sound of a wide opening. And in a moment: "Oh God, what a man!..."
Your mother is silent!! to

In the villages of the Kirov region, gray cats are called buses. There is even a name such as Bush.

Bro, you were where you were before, 50 shades of bush - you look and the bush might not have been like that.

- The captain loved to come to the part dressed as a citizen, and then changed clothes as needed. So once he passes past the construction in leather pants and in a single hat with a tail on his head, well, of course, the soldiers laugh.
Commander : - to stop laughing!!! You are what? Have you ever seen Enoch?? to

And the biggest complaint from the public is the work of the mail. On this site, there is still a massive violation of the check times for the delivery of correspondence and newspapers, often cases when letters, packages are missing, money transfers are not delivered for a long time. In Yakutsk, for example, employees of the Communications Narcomat of the USSR found in one of the postal agencies a bag of postal shipments, which had been lying since 1937.
"Newspapers", 1 April 1941

You called me an hour ago, I couldn’t pick up the phone. Something happened?
WOW: Yes, but it doesn’t matter, I’ve broken it all.

The Decorsys:
50 shades of grey. Chukchi defines 50 shades of WHITE, with each shade given its own name - this is where true erotic!

Well so :

>> And women have forgotten that March 8 is a day of struggle for equal rights.

And the men seemed to not know that February 23 was originally the Day of the Red Army and Navy. And further complicate the passage of the quest: and socks he bought, and a shower gel, and a dangerous shave. The winner! How to prepare a woman? Buy yourself a mimosus, go to a restaurant with a friend and to a neighbor on a cunnilingus?

Today is the 14th day of the 14th month of the 14th year. Who will marry?

Is there anything to do in your city?
and yes. For example, I was sick.

Now I live with a guy and we take a shower together, we have to endure. And the conditional reflection remains."

Do you think it is easier for me?

This is:
xxx is me? Sleeping at work? No, you’re wrong... In the absence of data input, I just disconnect the peripheral devices: high-definition three-dimensional imaging cameras (eyes), stereo microphones (hearing aids), speakers (speech aids). Devices such as the physical impact recognition sensor (touch), internal cooling and ventilation system (breathing), central processor (brain), RAM (short-term memory), hard disk (long-term memory) move into low energy consumption mode. The entire system moves to the state of "Waiting mode". In the background, defragmentation begins. And so it continues until the next incoming data package...

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How beautiful the stars from the boss called - "incoming data package"!

HH: There is another such moment. If we design a machine that is analogous to the human mind, then in its learning will be the same nuances as in the teaching of ordinary people. She will not understand from the first time, and the understanding that she may have is not a fact that will really reflect reality. So I think the profession of teacher in the future will be a lot more diverse and interesting :)

WOW: You come to class in the first class - and you are watched by 30 small monitors :3
And they go. And you tell them: well, they quickly turned off the screenshots and opened the BIOS.

Opening the BIOS is like removing your pants :)

As they say - "sitting with his wife in a line to a women's consultation, looked at the sides... what only people fuck!"

Don’t worry too much, someone thought the same thing about your wife :)

I will expand:
xxx: I’m proposing a new topic for the jerk: who is stuck in the shower / standing under the shower vs those who tolerate the push.
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The theme for the batch: the cat is sent to the shell, it is sent under the shower, it is sent from the balcony.
Who is the greatest, and should he give her a multi-wark?

March 8 – Day of Fight for Women’s Rights

Exactly so. The right not to be ashamed of their gender. For the right not to consider yourself a second sort, if you can't draw with a man in their fields, and you have "typically female" interests and aspirations.Feminism fought, among other things, for a woman to be proud of being a woman, and not to prove from day to day that she is also a man.
So then yes. This day is especially worthy of giving women flowers, jewelry or at least compliments, to remind once more that women have the right to be feminine and not be considered stupid.

Multiple socks and socks.
And I remember the best gift my friend gave me when we just met:
He is a poor flag, after divorce with his wife, left in the room of a public apartment.
Clothes are military uniforms.
I was then abandoned by my husband, because she dared to get sick with a small child in her arms, a budget worker with a poor salary.
Sometimes we only ate bread.
He brought me a small thin, scary little cat that someone threw into the military unit.

Now - it is a hungry bitten, lumpy, green-eyed cat mouth named Muska. So much joy she brought us with her appearance.
Gradually everything went well, there were and are a lot of other gifts (and a multivarka including), but it is worth the cochondre to come and lie down next to you, turn on your whirlwind...

Love each other, be optimistic no matter what happens. There is no ready happiness.

Everyone from February 14.

Rork: It should be admitted that "Fifty Shades of Grey" is the coolest sex film. There hasn’t been a premiere yet, and he has already taken me a lot.

xxx: My cat fell from the 5th floor, broke both of his back legs, on one of the fronts climbed to the 5th floor (no elevator), there she was met... Everything normally healed, then ran as usual...
Yyy: What if the elevator was there, did the elevator go up? and ?

My husband at work in the brigadier's name is three-touch. And all because when he is asked any question, he begins thoughtfully to rub his beard, saying: yes, yes, yes.

The Bomb:
For the most incomprehensible, let me tell you:
In vain you think that the ugly "shades" are almost in the past.They will look, discuss and forget.
The AutoCAD!! to
The book is three!And on one screen they do not stop.
This is your many years of headache, harder than darkness.
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Go on, go on, go on. I would have heard about the shades once, once, if it were not the disgusting dwarfs like you, who have overwhelmed the entire internet with their desks. The headache is just from you, not from the movie.