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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №151773
 14.02.2019
The xxx:

A friend from the clothes shop on the letter R said.

They were discharged one day of the seller-consultant (PK) on the results of the "Secret Buyer" (TP) check.

On the recording sent to the office, the beginning of the conversation in the store is clearly heard:

“Good morning, tell me, is this a new collection or an old one?”

Q: “What do you do, docks fashion?”



yyy: Enter a reduction to use it once and not completely? 😳

You are a perfect perfectionist?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №151772
 14.02.2019
I always teach my grandson to be a gentleman. Once we get out of the center, the grandson breaks forward, opens the door to a group of elderly ladies and screams to me, "Daddy, see, I, like a gentleman, hold the door for a bunch of old ladies!"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №151771
 14.02.2019
Sometimes an understanding of many things opens the eyes. It turns into an irreconcilable enmity.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №151770
 14.02.2019
A acquaintance told me.
Her mother is 82 years old. I went with some pain to the local therapist. She (obviously to reassure her) offers to come back in 20 years. “Are you sure I’ll find you here?” My grandmother asked her.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151769
 14.02.2019
In Moscow will be launched an unmanned tram. But there will still be a man in the cabin to run out and break the arrows on the rails.

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