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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155834
 14.02.2021
XXX is school. On the compact, take a screenshot of the desktop, put it on the screensaver, and remove everything from the desktop. Forget that nothing works.

yyy: They also cried over accountants when, in the background of a screenshot, they left all the labels, removing only the labels of Kosynka.

Zzzz: This is funny.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №155833
 14.02.2021
My family and I once visited a friend in Yalta. They came out at the bus station - there are a bunch of local taxi drivers, just on cars without any clamps and hats (it was a long time ago, even before Yandex). There from the station to the house 2-3 minutes to drive, or walking 8-10 minutes, but we tired after the road, and also with bags - asked the taxi drivers how much the trip will cost - they broke the first 1500, we made the blind eyes, they say fine then - for 1000 we will go. We said no more than 200 rubles and went to the local bus stop. While we were waiting for the bus - one of those taxi drivers came unnoticed to us, stood next to us, like not talking to us, and whispered - let's go, just go a little further beyond the stop, so that my colleagues do not see that you are sitting in my car. So we got to the place for 200 rubles instead of a cutter (and then I thought that 200 rubles is somehow expensive, but the high season - all prices are broken, darmoods).

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155832
 14.02.2021
On February 14, I remembered the most original date in my life. At the time when the majority of people were communicating in the aske and mail-ru agent, I spoke to a guy - Roman (as I imagined). I was a first-time student at the time, a guy 7 years older than me, which did not seem to be a big difference, especially since the young man in the photo was still a sympathy.

We met in the park (so that people would be safer). I did not immediately recognize him, because in front of me stood a man under 40, low in height and gently speaking "fooled." Next I am I, R is a novel:

I am Ogo, somehow you are different from Awa.

R - Yes, there is an old photo - I am there 18. Now is 34.

I said 26.

R: I didn’t want to scare you. You are tall!

I - Agha - 1 m 70 cm, Rom.

R – Yes, there’s another nuance – I’m actually Armand... I’m all called Roman.

I am - 😳

Q. Do you want to remember it so as not to get confused? Do you know the song Vintage? Roma Roma Roman – Arman is Arman!

I am unexpected though.

R – Well, once you have gone through the revelations, I want to confess to you immediately – in order to avoid incidents. I worked as a suiter. So, I have a lot of girls I know – don’t be surprised if we meet them anywhere and they will treat me like a mother-in-law.

Is that all I need to know?

R – So far I remembered.

And then I was saved by a phone call - by agreement with a friend, she called every "fire". I apologized for the urgent need to leave and fell into the sunset forever.

And in my head still sometimes sings - "Roma Roma Roman - Arman!"

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155831
 14.02.2021
I live in Riga, I work on the railway I have 15 weekends a month and a constant desire to work.

Seven years ago, on Sunday morning,

An old acquaintance calls.

"Hello, we are here looking for a man, we need to drive to Italy, bring something, how do you?" I have to tell you that my greed for money competes with my love of freedom. I always find out what to carry.

The girl: “You just don’t laugh, mouse.”

“The mouse?”

“Not at all, cat.”

In short, it turns out, the president of the firm, where my friend works, went on holiday to Italy, on Lake Garda, with the whole family and a pet, a rat by the nickname Dominic. Buying a plane ticket, Dominic got worse at takeoff, and at the time of landing he was a half-body. The rest, like all good things, has the tendency to end and the family council decided: the family returns to Riga by plane and the rat, like a white man, rides by car.

I, as a decent person, explain that at both ends it is almost four and a half thousand kilometers and it will be more expensive than all the rats in Riga and even the Baltic. I am informed that I can get an advance right now.

He got together, left, and was there the next evening. Meeting a family: Dad, Mom, two daughters and Dominic. Let's get acquainted, I am given a list with a bunch of conditions:

1st Stay for a day, with the owners, so that the rat gets used to trusting me, or she may have a psychological trauma.

2nd Driving along the route with the least altitude variations, or Dominica can be bad (round for three hours)

Three At least every three hours to stop and ventilate the rat.

4 is Overnight on the way so that Dominic is not tired.

Well, the rest in the same spirit: the music is not to turn on loud, not to smoke, not to leave alone, how to care for, to feed.

On all my hints that these are unnecessary expenses, it was said that everything is paid. We take Dominica, we go. I observe all the instructions, I take care of the rat like a small child, I really understand that if anything happens to him, everything will be bad. To pay tribute to the owners, the rats hotels were booked excellent and not cheap at all.

The last day, due to road work in Poland, broke out of schedule, arrived in Riga about the hour of the night. We were still met by the whole family. They would see the joy of the masters, especially the girls, and I was a little sad to break up with Dominic, used to and he turned out to be a guy of his own.

You judge yourself that it is... the rich have their own wonders... or love for the smaller brothers. I got my money and I was pleased.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №155830
 14.02.2021
Our people, like domestic cars, do not do nothing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155829
 14.02.2021
Teachers from Stavropol were fired for non-conformity of salary to the May decrees of the President.
Similar violations the Prosecutor’s Office found in the work of another 813 teachers of the city. On average, they earn 16,352 rubles less than they are obliged by presidential decrees.

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