I live in Khanty-Mansiysk. There was a biathlon.
I drove a bus and went to school. A stranger sat by me, like a Dutchman, a Beatlesman. Well, as a sociable person, I started chatting with him. He talked to me, he told me about himself, I about myself. Suddenly I heard a phrase from him (translated):
I’m so sad that I didn’t see a bear. I’ve been told that there are a lot of bears in Siberia, but I didn’t find them. I asked the others, everyone said they were hidden. You don’t know, do you know where the bears are?
0 is Dutch.

I am jealous of silence. I fit. for the hair. and the knee :D

She: - And in this hat, am I like a Be-Girl or a Be-Boy?
He says, “You look like a...hymnotic!

HDD

Even now, if we are in the guests, he can calmly say - I do not drink, I am an alcoholic.
In my opinion, this is normal - a diabetic will not eat sugar!

Interesting is the fact that the first purchaser of the iPad 2 in the U.S. was a Russian: 29-year-old Alexei Shumilov from Moscow. He bought the new in New York in the Apple store, standing behind it in a row for a whole day.

yyy: ah, Andrew, read today and watched)) they were fucking there all)) I would be proud of them if he went out and in front of everyone's eyes would have scorned them))) this would be the people of Ahuel)) 2 iPads - $ 1000 on the mastercard map, a crowd of Americans - invaluable)))

evgeny_t: The most accurate device in the world is not an electronic microscope, but my shower – a millimeter lever to the side – all, a burn of eggs!

From the status of VK:

I was upset Zenit.
I first thought about the camera.
I think the camera would play better.

I have such an old computer that it doesn’t even pull viruses.
XHH: In short, he asked me to run out of the inets. I gave him. Eventually he picked up a banner.
xxx: and this banner so loaded my computer that it was hanging, and Wenda offered me to close it, as a hanging app...

xxx/I want to find her game, in 2000 played on Pentium 2 there shooter I want to remember childhood!
I read the book five years ago, there are letters!

I voted and I want a dolphin to be a member of the Perm City Duma.

xxx: The longer I look at society, the more I understand: soon people will get caught up and begin to pacify the tolerants.

With age, you remember more and less.

Now a 10-year-old boy entered the cafe and sat down at the table. The waitress approached him.
How much does a chocolate ice cream cost? The boy asked. – is
Fifty cents, the woman replied.
The boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and counted the coins.
How much does a simple ice cream cost? The child asked.
Some of the visitors waited at the tables, the waitress began to express
and dissatisfaction:
Twenty-five cents, he gave a short response.
The boy counted the coins again.
I want an ice cream, he said.
The waitress brought the ice cream, threw the account on the table and went away. The child finished eating the ice cream, paid the bill in the box and left. When the waitress returned to clean the table, she had a bite in her throat when she saw that there were carefully folded coins next to the empty vase, twenty-five cents of her tea.

Never make conclusions about a person until you know the reasons for his actions.and c)

Our branches of authority behave like a whore.

(Recent events in Japan)
X - Everything can be done.
Y – Well, there’s water, you won’t get rid of it...
X – I’ve gotten rid of the military committee, is this water fooling me?

xxx: when your 3-year-old child crashes into a puddle and rubs his forehead says: clitoris demidzis!! You start to think maybe you shouldn't go home in DnD and it's time to get connected with online machillow

Lovely women and places!
No need, NO need to accompany a young man to a dinner with friends with the words "rest there from me", and then call every quarter of an hour, finding out:
1 Where is he?
2 With whom is he?
3 What are they doing there?
No, really, with whom is he?
Are there really no babies?
6 be honest.
and etc.

Arven ES: Virtual communication is when the sea of acquaintances, and to fuck with no one (

The drummer of the washing machine - this is where heaven for a hammer!!! to
No... he doesn’t have the strength to check such a wheel.
What if there are a lot of chopsticks???? to
I look at your mind.)

Dear, well, why the socks at the table (not as usual at the bed) did they not have enough strength to add?
Of course, they are tired - a joke - all day on their feet!