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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95286
 14.03.2014
Constantine through O is written... This is what I tell you like Constantine.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95285
 14.03.2014
Open your ears and listen.
Non-official data from anonymous sources is sourced from the twenty-first finger.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95284
 14.03.2014
here here :

Tagged: fucking
hitty: put me, PR stick, in open space with a few coders
No one smokes, no one drinks coffee, no one talks to, no one is silent.
Hitty: and only occasionally hear the outcry "Yes!"
— — — —
They planted a bark in open space to the workers - a poor man suffers, no one to share with.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95283
 14.03.2014
XXX is oh! Sasha Gray is 26 years old today.
YYY: I have to say :D
xx with both hands.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95282
 14.03.2014
xxx> boys, and how much do I need to do if my acquainted foreigner wants to study in Rash?

yyy> the first thing you need to answer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95281
 14.03.2014
Frenzy: These Vikings are still fake.
Swimming in England!
Frenzy – Yes! Yes! We swim! Robbery kills a whale alone!
Frenzy: Swimming to the shore
Frenzy: You hear shit, but where are we at all?
Frenzy – Let’s fuck! Robbery kills a whale alone!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95280
 14.03.2014
About free ATMs: if the ATM is in the department - it is much less likely that it will be installed a pad, hidden camera, etc. Therefore, clients go to the office. I do it too and I recommend it to everyone. Take care of your money!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95279
 14.03.2014
Talk in bed about homework:

Do you wear my shirts tomorrow?

Only if you’re shaking my back right now!

M: Yes, I’m chewing you every day, and you’ve already forgotten when you raised the sting!

Well, I’m raising something else to you regularly.

M is turned! But now you will not turn...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95278
 14.03.2014
<xxx> this is great
<xxx> advertisement for renting an apartment
<xxx> instead of "no bed" proudly beauties "there is a niche for bed"
<xxx> marketers

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95277
 14.03.2014
<bsolh> Pitchalbid, pornhub hooked :'-(
<mistificator> through tor everything works (troll)
<bsolh> through the tor sensations are not the same

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95276
 14.03.2014
If you remove the whole alphabet, you will remain a fucking jyrik. The Idiot.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №95275
 14.03.2014
xxx - Moscow yyy, zzz - Ukrainians

What about the Ukrainian language? With two points?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I have a key for Russia/Ukraine, 3 alternate keys in the bag lie
Zzzz: Okay, I’ll take off the stock too :)
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: Let it go right now
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZ: I have

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95274
 14.03.2014
Recently learned that in the distant 1987 in Hollywood was shot a prophetic film, the name of which very well illustrates the essence of the sadly famous in our country television program. Filed to: "House 2: The Cursed Residence"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95273
 14.03.2014
To be the master of a man’s life, a woman must be his slave in bed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95272
 14.03.2014
After Saturday, I was on a bus with a methole. One guy looked at me for a long time, and then with a smile asked, “What, didn’t you?”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95271
 14.03.2014
Since January 1, 2014, the price of vodka has risen by 16%, and the fee for kindergarten - by 50%.
The reasonable question arises: with whom is our government fighting?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95270
 14.03.2014
I have no mood. Now I’m going to go and watch the slime girl series. Or horrors about monsters and vampires.

M: You can completely unite. Now full of saliva girls series about vampires. That is horror!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №95269
 14.03.2014
17:20 <+_Master> and have you heard what Obama hates?
17:20 <+_Master-> has already watched the new season of Game of Thrones
17:20 <+_Master-> takes advantage of his position
17:21 <+almi> fucking
17:21 <+almi> from where the nigerian television
17:22 <@chez> spied out

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95268
 14.03.2014
I issued a phrase today, the meaning of which came to me only after my wife started laughing.

I had a strange dream today...

by Small.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №95267
 14.03.2014
I remembered when I once accompanied my wife (then just a girl) home. It was the second or third date, well, I relaxed and at the entrance I applied all my skills to kiss her beautifully and gently. And here we kiss and kiss (for 2 minutes), she raises my eyes and says:
very little.
Oh, and a little?! to
She is little...known.

We have lived since then.

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