I saw the advertisement of ZK "Lobachevsky".. I am afraid to introduce these houses. Especially from the inside.

How is? How could this word be written? The dog is sorry. I thought for a long time, it turned out to be impeccable.

XXX: Do I still have to jump there?
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YYY: And not just the cocoa. The devil is just hollowed, for example.

Comments on the demolition of the pedestrian bridge:
Troll: When will we have the municipality in the emergency building to remove it?

It does not insult betrayal. It offends the price you were sold for.

Brain

A well-organized brain is worth more than a well-filled brain.
by Michel de Montén

If I and my boss Lyudmila Viktorovna were landed on a cold and predatory, deserted island, I would not be worried about it, nor would I, on the contrary, enjoy the work of her inhuman intelligence.
Certainly, she would organize such a scheme, in which a puddle with a puddle of wood, himself would run to us from the jungle, somehow opened a fire under him and roasted.
A very smart woman.

And in sight, you don't seem to say, a aunt - like a aunt: a little over fifty, spikes, mask, hairstyle, but as it begins to generate solutions to the most difficult tasks, so, up to the microchips on the whole floor burn out of the hives of her brain.
She is never afraid to go into someone else’s field and play unfamiliar games. He just takes and rearranges the rules of the game.
Even today, we were sitting in her office, Ludmila Vittorovna gave simple and clear instructions on how to conquer the universe as soon as possible, and I listened and remembered.
Suddenly she vigorously pushed out the empty box of the table, threw into it some folder, wanted to push back, but the box crushed - neither back nor forward.
I called to help.
Sitting down on the cushions, squeezed a little, and Ludmila Viktorovna asks, "Can the light turn you on?"
She immediately pressed a button in the box and the light burned. Right in the box.
I was surprised, but pretended to be so. Is it little? Per the rich have their habits and now it is so fashionable that the light is on inside the outlet boxes.
Finally, I pulled out the box from the table and was already trying to put it back, as suddenly in the depths of the table I saw the face. I looked up and realized that it didn’t seem... from the bottom of the upper box, Lyudmila Viktorovna looked at me.
I opened the box and asked:

“People, I’ll still understand the light inside the table, but why did you paste your picture from the bottom of the box? Very good picture, I could hang it on the wall.

Lyudmila Victoria laughed loudly, which happens extremely rarely, and replied:

I chase the tarakans. And if it’s serious, then don’t be afraid, I haven’t survived completely from madness and haven’t become ill with the mania of greatness. This is what I have invented with the light and with my face. very well. The Truth? I just have to download a lot of different videos from my computer to my phone every day. As long as I drive home in the traffic, I do not waste time, I look.
But my phone turned out to be so smart that if he doesn’t see the housewife with his camera for thirty seconds, the screen automatically shuts off and copying stops. It took me half an hour to sit next to him while this smart man was uploading the video. And to entrust someone else, I didn't want to - too much in the secretary's phone.
This is what I came up with: I put a lamp with a button in the box and glued my photo on top. Now I put the phone in the box, turn it on, the shit, there is a light, let it come in, admire his mistress, copy the video and think he is smarter than me...

If, God forgive me, there will be a machine uprising in the world, then I will immediately find Lyudmila Viktorovna and quickly hide behind her.

My mother talks to her daughter:
How harmful you are...
All claims to the manufacturer.

xxx: I need to come up with a name for the garden center (the place where flowers are sold in pots for the house and garden. seedlings, seedlings, dishes for the garden, chemistry for the garden, land, garden furniture, etc.)
The name should be mimic, reflecting what it is for the family, what is good, sunny, native, what would like to return here, a place where there is no turmoil and anxiety.
sss: banal sunshine and veranda not to offer?
XXX is no)
sss: name simply "green"
SSS: grass for the whole family
XXX: Those
sss: agree that fully reflects your request

Ivanna: Saška, run carefully, you will lose a hundred rubles
Ivanna: the right move, by the way, is to squeeze the bubble into the back pockets
Ivanna: you will attract the eyes of mercantile females
Irene: Oh

Theoretically :
Have you tried to embrace a child with hysteria? It helps to calm and does not cause pain to the child, unlike the spleen and other inadequate methods.
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Either you haven’t seen children, or you have a real hysteria.
The hysteria goes to the viewer. At home you can cross it and leave it alone in the room, it helps well and quickly.
In public places it is worse, there will definitely be a heart-healthy person who will pour oil into the fire with his swallowing, and the child who is beating in convulsions will have to be quickly evacuated to a more deserted place.
Children, like animals in a herd, try to find their place in the family hierarchy, and will fight for it in the ways available to them. It is up to the adults to show them the place.
And if you have seen family, only in American children's films, then I will disappoint you, in life this is not the case.

This is:
Black Coat: In the morning in the bus I thought: here is a millimeter-1/1000 meters, or milligrams-1/1000 grams. Then it turns out that a million = 1/1000 "it". A "he" is equivalent to a billion. A billion-1/1000 arda. Therefore, it is equal to a trillion :D
But it is obvious that a trillion is one megaon or a kilogram! Accordingly, we reduce it by one and we get that mega = 1,000,000 = trillions.
Aaaah! Butusov has a song about the triplet. Thus, trilliput is a million ways, or just MegaPut :D
But the triller is not yet translated into the language of numbers :(
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A friend! You either take it off or tell me where you are taking it. I want that too!!! to

Comments on some videos:

Krendelyok: What kind of baths are called video?
Ra30R3: U*ban, sir
Barrymore, where is my oatmeal?
In the shoe, sir
Garrisen: Why is it unsalted, Berrymore?
Hate: Because the cat doesn’t hurt you anymore, sir.

Interview with Andrey Arshavin:

Andrei: He doesn’t just look at football as a game, as a square. He also analyzes the processes that happen in world football: development, transfer market, tactics.

Reporter: With the square, do you mean the training square?

Andrei: No, I mean the rectangle.

[16:56:04] XXX: yesterday at the disco 15 times stretched)
[16:56:11] XXX: before and 10 could not
YYY: Is there a tourist at the disco?
YYY: Or are you with yours?

The day passed...

XXX: I’m going to the gym today
[14:30:49] XXX: in the mouth
YYY: to dance?

...
Do you believe in green people?
I lived with them for almost two years in the same barracks.

Silv_m> need to be taken urgently (link to avito, to the soap bubble generator machine)
Puma> I don’t know, dangerous
Silv_m> to work, hide in the corner of the user or bosses enters the office, begins to crash, and you "chick" button on the controller, and everywhere soap bubbles, and sounds some sort of retro-disc or psychedelic rock of the 70s, and here is no more problems, comps and work, there is only spring, bubbles, happiness and hairy guys in salmon under acid
Silv_m> hz from where, well, themselves jump out of the dust closet when this starts
Puma> yes, the 70s is the topic. It is surprising that people could be so happy.

I had a hysteria in the childhood world when I wept ‘buy, buy’ and my mom just left. Hidden behind the column. No one is hysterical, no one is hysterical. The hysterics need spectators.
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No is. What you describe is called show and manipulation. When a child has a real hysteria on his spectators - he and in an empty room will run out to complete exhaustion. is verified.

I will add about the magazines:
The Young:

To all the book storytellers: Who gives you such stories? Where do you find that? o_o

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In the libraries and grandchildren ;). When I was 15, it was 1988, and my reading card in the central city library weighed half a kilo. And there was nothing more - on TV two programs, in the cinemas for a couple of weeks went the same film, and well, if it was "Phantomas", the newspapers were "Izvestia", "Pravda" and "Komsomolskaya Pravda". The magazines were pure enthusiasm. "Science and Life" (Endless Enthusiasm), "Around the World" with a tiny fantastic story on the pre-last page (it was the cherry blossom at the holiday, which this magazine was undoubtedly then), "The Young Naturalist" and other beautiful windows into the infinite world.
Most of them are libraries. There were anthologies of fiction, collections of works by Dumas, Hugo, Verne, various books - Asimov, Herbert, Iron, and so on to infinity. Most of these books have been translated by artists.

The stories remained in memory. The names are forgotten.

"Technology of youth" The coolest magazine of my childhood. All technical innovations, historical references on any weapons, interesting articles, and a compulsory category of fiction. That’s where I found the diamond of my collection – “Star Kings” by Edmund Hamilton.

"Technology of youth" The coolest magazine of my childhood. All technical innovations, historical references on any weapons, interesting articles, and a compulsory category of fiction. That’s where I found the diamond of my collection – “Star Kings” by Edmund Hamilton.
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It was the coolest magazine:)) I still keep this publication "Kings" - pages attached subsequently by the stepler:)) I still remember the first macro photography of a drop of water:))

But God could have created humans in the image and likeness of a cat...Why did he make two-legged, nonsense?