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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125443
 14.03.2016
What kind of computer master are you if you can’t print an ad on a printer?

Many people write ads by hand and then copy them. In some cases, even a rhizograph.

So it seems that the ads are very few and it is almost not specially hanged for you.

Particularly popular this method of breeding with reelters.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №125442
 14.03.2016
I decided to pop a fool with a seam.

Three times she was polently asked to take the dog on the guide, the fool hamed, mocked and used words that offended her hearing.
Then I took a shock from my bag. Do you know that the seams (with four legs and two legs) are afraid of his spark? The dog was more intelligent than the idiot.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125441
 14.03.2016
The best way to lose weight is to break the lower jaw. and :)
So what, let me? and ;)
I am not so fat! and :)
Okay, another ten kilos and I’ll break your jaw! :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125440
 14.03.2016
Briefly about the future, tolerance and liberalism:

You understand, dear friend, when I communicate with apparently intelligent beings for me, like you, I do not communicate with the electronic structures in the cranial box that control the body. Because I’m equally concerned about the color of your skin and whether you have it at all – including the body, the notorious “electronic structures,” and whatever. I am not talking about that. This is not valuable to me.

So, see what a paradox—if I find out that you’re actually a coffee maker—I’ll never stop thinking you’re wise. So the mind is not related to everything you have listed. At least for me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125439
 14.03.2016
Discussing another absurd-prohibiting news

polym0rph: It is noteworthy that for working with cryptocurrencies under this bill you can get a longer term than you can get for deliberate murder under article 105.
coolmiha: People are born new babies, and to claim the monopoly of money issuance is ай-ai-ai.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125438
 14.03.2016
Often and skillfully using the short, but tangible word "no", you can quite a lot. At least free time will be much more.

[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125437
 14.03.2016
A friend of mine told me a very busy story yesterday. In principle, I have no reason to believe him.

My friend was with his aunt, who lives in a small village in the Omsk region. She is, by nationality, like the wife of my German friend. This village was historically a German settlement, and for 30 years, many immigrants moved to Germany.

The essence of the story lies in the fact that several families returned from Germany, not caring about the established way of life and sold the property. Asked how this happened, they replied: "And living there is good, and life there is good, but the refugees have borrowed."
They borrowed so much that the Native Germans who accompanied them said, "How lucky you are that you have a place to go back."

This is such a story. It turns out that abroad is not a myth about the afterlife, and whoever gets there, still returns.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125436
 14.03.2016
and Rabinovich! Did you avoid paying taxes as the prosecutor told you in court?
Absolutely not. But his scheme deserves attention...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125435
 14.03.2016
Why don’t you like the pop-up window?
xx: Usually, what pops up is not the most useful product.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125434
 14.03.2016
X: Though it's me, the bottom is my prerogative
Y: Well, stop that it hurt you so directly.
X: That’s what my parents should have said. After the 1st child
I wanted a sister.
Not a brother.
for example
My sister also wanted a sister.
X: She wanted a license to kill or veto at the UN, but not her sister

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125433
 14.03.2016
Today at 17:10
The guys turned on the movie "Unbearable Grandfather", well, I watched it unwittingly. Such a relationship to the family, I have never seen in any people.

Denis
The guys included the movie "Green Elephant". I have never seen such a relationship with the army.

Alexis
The guys included the movie "Green Mile".Such attitude to the rabbits as in the movie, in Russia will never be!

Savel
The guys turned on the movie "Green Truck".. I haven’t seen such a movie before.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125432
 14.03.2016
I was given a talisman to attract money. I hanged it in the car at the front glass and the next day a car crashed into me.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125431
 14.03.2016
Article comparison of film frames before and after processing

xxx: Scam everywhere, and soon porn on a green background in green costumes will start to shoot.
YYY: It was a long time ago.
zzz: yes okay =(( have already reached the holy

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125430
 14.03.2016
Moments of hostess.
If you have an old ice sheet in your closet, do not rush to throw it away or give it! She can find a new life on the breweries as an unusual dish for Pringles chips or the like. Surprisingly, the ice sheets produced by the USSR are perfect for this simple snack!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125429
 14.03.2016
A comment to the post on geektimes about the release of a new patch for Diablo II almost 16 years after the release of the game:

FoxCanFly: This is really the LTS, not your Debian.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125428
 14.03.2016
Loki: From Google Ads. In all issues, at the request of Project Manager, the recommended vacancy was Specialist in pig care (Swine Supervisor) vacancy from OOO APP Natural Farm ))))

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