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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44437
 14.03.2011
Natalia is a simple beast. and #1514;
This is a gift 
Three days before eighth, she took the children and left for Abkhazia.
I cut off the phone so they didn’t receive congratulations.
On the eighth, putting the boys, she drank chacha with her father and played football (they and her father love football, and her husband is not).
After football, sitting on the note, until 5 in the morning listened to Butusov and Kish, and cut into some monsters.
Grith, let her husband rest, he has a bunch in the team, he is the boss, also congratulate me - nafik, sorry for him...
I have arranged such a great celebration.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44436
 14.03.2011
Have you heard of an accident in Japan? A second Chernobyl is possible.
Stalker has smelled.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 101 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44435
 14.03.2011
It just flows from impunity!
My mother told me. Today (13 March, election day) I was sitting in a cafe. At the neighboring table were sitting brave bulldozers and without any embarrassment on the phone gave orders to throw in excess ballots: "Look, there will be no people - people with filled ballots are already sitting in the car near the site. Let them come in ".
And will these Kremlin creatures talk to us about democracy?! to
Mikhail and Stavropol.

[ + 300 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44434
 14.03.2011
The worst nightmare of childhood is when your mother put you in line, and she went to another department. The line is getting closer, closer, closer.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44433
 14.03.2011
Fans of Babkina tried to expel from Saratov Nadia Kadysheva.

It has begun)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №44432
 14.03.2011
Electricity in the home:
In the fields other than FIO and addresses there are comments fields:
"There is a cat aggressive in connection with spring"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44431
 14.03.2011
XHH: Senna at work on the boss's question why I was late, I had to come up with what was in the traffic jams. Don’t tell him that he fell asleep on a shovel...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44430
 14.03.2011
To the one who wrote this:
In the light of the events, should we consider the summit of cynicism show today (12 March) on the TV channel Culture of the film "Stalker"?"

How tired you are, little fools, to God! The film "Stalker" was filmed by Tarkovsky in 1979 based on the work of the Strugacki brothers "Piknik on the sideway", written in 1972.

P.S The land on which aliens made a picnic, and all the strands gathered by the stalkers in the Zone, is the garbage left after this picnic.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №44429
 14.03.2011
xxx:We go to the dining room after physical training, I want to drink a cupcake.We looked at the shelf - there is only tea.We go to the buffet.It chooses Pop, the juice with fruits in the bank,but there is no.Well, Leha and asks the seller a question: do you have a berry at Pop?The work of the buffet was interrupted by a hysterical rust of us, sellers and visitors.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44428
 14.03.2011
In the Habarovsk region fell radioactive snow.

In the precipitation falling on the territory of the Khabarovsk region and in part in the Primorsky region, radioactive elements were found. Gamma radiation is detected.

The strawberries will be good this year.
yyy: strawberries will gather people this year

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