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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95266
 14.03.2014
I asked in the store for the password from wifay.
I got the answer "from one to zero".
This is my technical education and it did its job.
Smash something? With what step? I even asked by surprise.
Then after nine...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95265
 14.03.2014
Aeleonov: My cat immediately catches, kills and eats flowers in my house. Cut and in pots. I decided "aga!" and bought the cactus, choosing the most cozy. He just caught them and killed them, rolling them out of the pots to the floor. There was not.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95264
 14.03.2014
Simple advice for buyers of surprise rings. In the absence of a friend, sample any of her constant rings, remember which finger and to what point it is stretched and step into the jewelry. In 20 years of marriage, he has never failed.
By the way, before a bunch, in some offices, the profession of seed collector is called BYCHAR :)).

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95263
 14.03.2014
In the center of Kiev, about 40 people in masks and with guns in their hands tried to seize a bank.
It was a peaceful rally at the pitch of the hryvnia.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95262
 14.03.2014
Well, admit, who subjugated Vladimir Wolfych to get everyone away from Ukraine and start discussing the letter "Y"?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95261
 14.03.2014
I hate the U.S. government and its policies, but I write about it on U.S. Facebook from a computer assembled from American components.
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From Chinese, from Chinese

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95260
 14.03.2014
I add :
"On the inscriptions in the toilet:
...the most delightful thing I’ve seen is that in the MAI community, all the walls and doors of the cabin were glued with headings from the “truth” and the local “propeller.”
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The daughter said that they have thematic toilets in the school, which occupies several buildings. for fans of anime and for fans of Harry Potter with corresponding inscriptions and pictures. and dark unrepaired basement toilet for ready)))))

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