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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110657
 14.03.2015
Now we are talking about the former goats.
Girl, and what, sorry, damn, someone should congratulate you at all with some unclear holiday? So, on February 23, you call all your acquaintances and send SMS? If so, I sincerely regret them. Who invented that every more or less familiar body should be congratulated with every more or less suitable holiday? For the new year, your cellular operator will probably be golden on you at all.
I understand my birthday even though I don’t understand it either. On my birthday, I congratulate my husband, parents and brothers/sisters on both sides, best friends (in the number of 4 people). and all. I can write by mood on social networks if there is a sincere desire to congratulate a person and a little time. And I do not expect my holiday exactly the same "at least SMS of two words". I don’t need any compliments or compliments. If I’ve been congratulated, I know it’s from the heart. Do you not mind receiving congratulations on the principle of "so is"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110656
 14.03.2015
From the discussion of the video with a 9-string electric guitar:

xxx: I have a friend
xxx: started with 6 strings and once every six months adds a string
XXX: This is what I want.
yyy: and therefore will cut off one string from below and become a bassist

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №110655
 14.03.2015
"especially in our time, when cooking, washing and so on are reduced to the pressing of 2 buttons";

Scout, where is it? Where are these, scratched two buttons "Make all the zbs"?

Once pressed - and the apartment shines: no dust, no pebbles, the floor is washed, the windows and mirrors shine, things are all in their places. Two pressed - the underwear itself was sorted, washed, dried and smoothed. Lunch at the table for four. Children gain full autonomy, including infants.
I know! I know! These are the same buttons on the phone: "Vasilius, tomorrow for dinner serve a shift, ragg and fricace, and for dessert a cherry cake", "Martha, there Vitenka broke the vase in the living room - take it off, and pass on to Catherine, so that for a walk his dress warmer".

My grandmother, never get married.

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