Dialogue with the Alcatraz on the street:
A: Brother, sorry how to get to the subway
There is no metro here.
A: How is it?
I: Well yes
A: And where am I? O_O
I am in Voronezh
A: the blue (

Scientist (23:47:38 12/03/2009)
Give me one butter.
Scientist (23:47:45 12/03/2009)
That is shit hunting.
Scientist (23:47:53 12/03/2009)
:-D and :-[
D.MYXA (23:48:03 12/03/2009)
To drink a fish.
Scientist (23:48:32 12/03/2009)
> O

And every little boy, barely sinking,
Hardly a coward can get up.
He considers himself a prince.
Doubts are hardly the boy.
The boys are looking for a queen.
Everything is so – Niibasa
The fourth has no size?
You are what? Ohhhhhhhhhh? You are infected!
Even if I let go, I allow.
Yes, we don’t know – but what, there’s a problem?
Do you not want? A cold fool, I know.
I am the best! You don’t get into the topic!
The work? And the naked? to study? You went...
Wouldn’t it be better to fuck your friends?
Fucking, smoking and, of course, beer!
This is all you need for years of life.
They blink black, and do not blink.
And weep in the same body,
Brent on guitar about life unhappy
The nearest entrance is very difficult.
Years are passing. Boys are growing too.
The boys are growing beer bottles.
Plant, vodka, house and a blurred sofa,
The TV flashes the screen again.

Everyone chooses their fate for themselves.
Everyone is responsible for choosing,
Normal girls are enough.
Normal people don’t need that.
c) Volt

I got a phone call: "Come to the massage salon!"
And then I called ICQ: "Test your IQ!"
And then Mosilla called, and with tears asked, "My sweet, good, buy gallos, until they became more expensive!"
And then called FireLis, said nothing, hanged.
And then called outlook, also issued some crack.
And then I called IE, Asked 50 y.e.
Then they called at the door, and said, “Participate to the true faith.”
And then they knocked on the window - This pigeon brought guano.
I am not sorry, but the bird is pleasant, and it is absolutely free!
And again FireLis: "Sell Viagra! Visit our website x-x-x porn-ru!"
I’m angry and how embarrassing: "Block the porn site!"
"A Megasex website?" "I don’t want anything! Also block it!"
I didn’t sleep for three nights, I was tired. I got this spam!
"We will stretch your genitals!" "The best bordell in Italy!"
"Sell the Moon!" "Buy an Elephant!"
And so on, and so on.
Oh, it’s not easy to do – catch a bot on the Internet!

I love Japanese anime, I love to contemplate a garden of stones, drink saké, admire pagodas and respect samurai. But the smokers are all ours.

The Pacific:
I like you! I love you! I cannot do without you! What else can you say to me that you’ve finally done it? and (
Sunflower :
The address)

The girl in the profile:

I see no fools.

My sister wears contact lenses. One day I came from school, my eyes were red, filled with blood (the vessels broke up). The doctor said there would be two more days and a painful reaction to sunlight would begin. I prescribed drops (in the eyes) based on human blood cells (this is to strengthen the retina)... On the evening of the same day, the sister complains that the gums are not inflamed and bleeding. He ran to the comp, turned on the search... So I knew that the doctor was not agreeing on something. Full moon in two days!! I don’t stay at home at night!!!! to

Sorry, I am late.
What happened?
No, I just didn’t want to come.

Not in the topic, but I can’t stand up. Today, at 8:50 am, on a rural highway near Ashan, a police officer helped an elderly woman cross the busy road. I doubt he visits the quotation, but still... thank you, man! Good health and good luck to you!
Anton on Corse.

Q: Are you cheering?

My husband is a fool (I think he is a fool).

Q: Have you fought? Do not be sad, be reconciled;) the word to argue came from the word sory)

He came from a trip, opened the refrigerator, and it was empty. He quietly dressed up and left ((( came from the store with bags and said that he would spend the night with his brother and knocked the door(((

I just broke my refrigerator!! I took it all out and put it in a cold water bath. If this muddy had washed her hands after the toilet, he would have seen it all!!!:' (from:' and

Every girl, hardly getting rid of it,
Until the breasts grow,
He dreams, breathing, of a fairy prince,
Who will find it.
And the princes of these, one or two, fell together,
Especially in our cold areas.
And the girls cry, and the tail is broken,
The divorce is on their cheeks.
The girls of businessmen,
In the ass the masters give up.
There are tens of thousands of them,
Marriage does not take anything.
Time goes by, girls get older.
The pattern of stretches does not please the eye.
Cocktails burned on the herb.
A pattern of old straws fell on the floor.
No need, girls, to aspire to wealth.
The hunt for the prince reminds of the route
A simple, ordinary blasphemy.
Getting married, girls, they don’t take fools.

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My wife recently stumbled. In the corridor with an electric dryer (two such socks, a cable and a plug) the boots are dried. In the middle of the night a trumpet voice: "Who are these boots charging here?"

Scientists and prostitutes enjoy work, but income
very differently.

Anyone who has seen an attacking puppy, the cat will understand.
on the same topic. There is a wonderful aquarium fish - sackfish.
Survives in the swamp, eats almost everything, with the right upbringing of small
Neighbors are not hurt. In our homeland, like our wool, may at night,
Rose rushed out of the hole. Side acquisition - may be loud
whisper, whisper... (who doesn’t believe – take an adult saucer,
He will sing you serenades in the spring nights.
So here. A schoolgirl, listening to the teacher’s diphyrambs,
I made such a miracle. I woke up from the noise and the whirlwind: the swallow slipped on the floor and
whispered, and on the highest closet, swinging his ass into a concrete wall and
I opened my eyes and looked at this cat.

A man went to heaven and asked God, “What about hell?”
He let him go and watch for a couple of hours.
The man is looking, and there the grain is just boiling: all boiled on the cars.
Drinking beer, vodka and the river. Not a life, but an eternal life.
He returns and asks God to send him to hell.
And God answered him, saying, “You were a man who was very righteous on the earth.
You have no sins, so you have a place in heaven.
The man then asks him to let him go for a week on the ground, he says - all.
I will correct.
God is agreeing.
The man, having fallen to the ground, begins a complete ruthlessness: drunkenness, walks, orgies,
He rapes everybody.
On the last day he gets into some prithon and there he holds his hand.
An old grandmother of the 90s. He also took her on a full program.
He loses consciousness and returns to heaven again.? to
He goes to God,... asks that he has spoken for a bitch.
And he says to him:
Yes, you have committed a lot of sins, three lives in hell will be enough. But you remember
Did you finish your grandmother? You won’t believe, I prayed.! to

What’s new in personal life?
I bought a soulmate, and you?
I am a hand cream.

Felis Silvestris: I was barely taken to work recently

All my friends have dreams like dreams. The house, the family, the car, the computer there... Am I alone, the fool, dreaming of Dr. House meeting Dr. Cox?

I make a website at home. I went out to the balcony to smoke. And before that, I thought for a long time - how to turn 3 columns into dives, and even without absolute. of positioning. Well, in general, I am pleased, telling my wife about this. I reach the culmination and say
"And all that had to be side giants the height of 100%!"
Suddenly there is a compressed stone from above, the phrase "Man, you are a genius!" sounds of quick steps moving away...
The moral – whoever seeks – will always find... one way or another :)