>>>If women could express this in words, what would a man want to hear?

They said to me, “Marry me.”
I agreed, ch Almost 30 years together. and pss. There were two cats.

I take my first-class son from school, very excited, confesses in the box:
C is Mom! I happen to happen today (!) Sasha in the forehead! with a shoe (!) I went. He was crying. I accidentally apologized.
I (on emotions): If you accidentally hit him in the forehead with a shoe, he must lie on the floor!
C: And he was lying! We played with spiders.

I found no more words.

I support the unchanging backbone. People who do not understand that the same biological species cannot have different breeding strategies in males and females.
If the animal adheres to promiscuity - then both males and females, and if it creates long-term coupled relationships - then also all species. There is no eight-legged Argonaut with a harem, or strong family pairs in bees. So men who love polygamy, I recommend to carefully look at their children, if not enough.

Alexander, good day!
- Tell me, personal data is specified or under contract?
Good day! by one.
Alexander, man or contract in general?
and yes.
This is how we live...
FireLine

Name of
1 Full name COMPANY WITH LIMITED RESPONSIBILITY "CORPORATION OF AUTOMOBILE PARTS"
2 Abbreviated name LLC "CORPORATION OF EVIL"

X: You probably have something like @echo off there (I can be wrong here) And the squeezed shift when loading causes ms-dos to ignore autoexec.bat
Damn... Damn... Damn! Blowing up!! And I started with the simplest - with the tracking of the DOS loading process :)

About Yandex.Navigator... Yandex.Yamok is not there, but there is a voice recognition. I found out recently.

So here. Now the navigator has made sense. He will not only be able to send you a response, but will also servicefully set the route!

I am a practical person, with almost everything in my backpack. I go to work in the evening, there are guys I know, they discuss something very fiercely, almost to the point. It turned out that the pneumatic battle was spelled. I quite quietly get a couple of multi-titles (multifunctional passages, who doesn't know), while they drink beer and chew dried calmar, one this mushroom between the teeth stuck, lint in the backpack, get a thread with a needle (the bracelet of the shaft at work), well, and an epic file, someone said that hungry, I get a sandwich. I promised to set up a monument.)

The request for service is registered under the number No (orthography preserved):
Application Again!! to
Employees have access to %PROGRAMM%, but do not understand the instructions on how to unload and subload documents. It is not necessary to carry out these operations together with the employee of the IT department, since employees cannot carry out these actions independently.
I attach the instructions.
Solution: Users were resettled, trained in Russian language and mathematics for consistent reading and execution of instructions.

Neradence: I was asked to come tomorrow in a ‘pretty’ form and for some reason included something white in the ‘pretty’ appearance.
I have only two white t-shirts: with the "fuck apple" and the penguin who eats the apple, and the painful inscription about Valhalla that "die in the battle." The word fuck is there, too.
The question of the day, fucking: what is more decent? by ROFL:

by Habr
XXX: Reported that whoever breaks the password - good guys. But how did they find out that this guy has anything to do with the intelligence services? Strange this.
YYY: I think Google can tell more about a “intelligence hijacker” than the FSB itself. He can tell: what diet the special worker’s wife was on, what broke up in his car a week ago, what porn the worker preferred when he woke up yesterday, what his son smoked in school, and why his sister had an abortion.

You are a prophet? The provider?
yyy: I can think and use the theory of probability

Sss: I started working at school at the age of 19. There was a problem - to get to school, the staff did not allow without a change.

My daughter’s kindergarten is over. There was a meeting on this subject that a colleague missed. I went to the garden and put it before the facts. Children in their graduation go from the garden to the institution, where the graduation will take place, attention, on the LIMUSIN! After graduation, they will be at the nightclub.

How the majority agreed, I’m not sure.

Modern high-ranking politicians imitate patriotism much more plausible than high-ranking prostitutes - orgasm.

Classes in the mine-explosive case were conducted by the “invited star” – Colonel Vinodov, whom we called “Bond”, for his manner of appearing: “Vino...dov. Colonel Vino... “ In fact, he taught at the military school, but the school "leased" from our part the field, and part "leased" a teacher from them.

I don’t know who invented this clever scheme, the combat or the school leadership, but the fact is that we taught this subject at the level of higher educational institutions of the Ministry of Defense, or even better, because Bond loved to say, “I give you a more in-depth program than the students, because they will be officers, and to lead from a distance, and you in all this with your hands.”

The first lesson took place in the classroom. Bond, presented in his corporate style, put a diplomat on the table and, wiping his hands began: "In the Japanese folklore there are very interesting and original monsters. For example, Sagari is a horse head hanging from a branch of a tree in the forest. Sirime is a ghost with an eye in his ass. Hitosume-Kozzo looks like a bald and one-eyed boy, and Hoonade is a ghostly arm flying apart from the owner.

I will not say exactly, but there is a suspicion that the reason for the appearance of such strange creatures was that the Japanese early enough to take the powder from the Chinese. So, the theme of our first lesson: "Security techniques in the handling of explosive substances."

Bad is the technician who does not want to kill the designer.

I’ve heard of all kinds of "week programmers", but today killed:
- In Photoshop, you can remove the eggs of the bulls on the picture, or not aesthetically.

xxx: We are also playing in the "Mafia".
Zzzz: Great, I also played. You are in which?
XXX is ordinary.
ZZZ: Which of the usual?
XXX: In the simple version.
ZZZ: Which of the two?

>>> Paradoxes of modern education: the author knows how to write the word "polyethylene", but does not know how to write the word "subtitles".

So in the absence of books what is a model for learning the mother tongue? The store values.