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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №45915
 14.04.2011
X: We have the chief here for the sake of the squad offered everyone to choose any position.
X: Well, in the sense that it will be recorded in the work
There is one Jedi and one Queen.
X: I am now oscillating between the demonologist and the sheep.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №45914
 14.04.2011
Bloodyhell: Hi, Dash What do you do?
Deathtofalsemetal:Hello) I write a manual
Bloodyhell: Why is it?
Deathtofalsemetal: Dima on all the raids answers:"How did I know that I can’t do/speak? You have no instructions attached." He will now have instructions)
Bloodyhell: The Poor Guy

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №45913
 14.04.2011
xxx: No, I'm absolutely afraid to communicate with Nadika in the net
XXX: My body can’t digest
xxx: when she writes me "in 5 minutes I'll be, sunnyffko <3"
xxx: and after five minutes knocks out the door with the words "no and hole you wanted, mudilo?"

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45912
 14.04.2011
xxx(07:18): could not choose - to sleep further or go for a couple...
xxx(07:18): did not get confused and fooled the system... stood up and went nowhere

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45911
 14.04.2011
Military...
Not enough that at the age of 16 the agenda did not come, nor at 18... at 21 came myself.Gru - "That's what, give me the agenda!" on me - O_O."-Your attribute". "-Netu.At the 16th also the agenda was not".he did the assignment, they gave the agenda for a certain number.I came.Blajaja..no humorists.Starting with "Let the cowards go down, turn, bow down"end with the ophthalmologist - "-I have a vision -2"Okul:"-that you lie?In 1997, a commission was held (going on a different topic, but in a personal case it was noted) and you have 100% vision!!"."All go, 100% vision.Next!"
O_O
I go further in Aachen.
Well, and here is the end of all the torments... sits a major... in front of me, a gentle guy (where 165-170 height, well weight kg under 50)... major......................................................
I-DY O-TY

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45910
 14.04.2011
A friend promised to ride a Japanese motorcycle over two hundred kilometers per hour in the summer. I think it’s time to start pushing the sphincter muscle.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №45909
 14.04.2011
Max, if Putin said that the Olympics in Sochi will be, and as far as football is concerned, then all the Maya tribes will suck with their prophecies.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45908
 14.04.2011
Let the naked woman.
Yyy: No, better proof of the equality of classes P and NP, for such a dream give a million dollars.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45907
 14.04.2011
I: Hello
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. Darth Vader and Princess Diana. Ultimately, at least "not like everyone". And who was it that made fun of everyone, who am I asking you?
I: The Roots
I: the goats
I: the idiots
I : we
You can now write to me directly, and at the same time explain why you are all embarrassed.
I: Oh you are crazy.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45906
 14.04.2011
hhh: but in the east, the sheikhs, the sultans are hot, are they interested in arranging grouphouses with their wives?
WOW: how did I shake up, one headache, the other "I am so tired (what shit!!!“Let’s go tomorrow,” the third PMS, the fourth offended you fuck knows what, the fifth “tomorrow doctor, I can’t”, the sixth in my mom’s guests and so fucking to the end. So fuck the cook or maid, and then with this tension, as the service is mostly from men.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №45905
 14.04.2011
The xxx:
and super-
Mega-
and turbo-
and hyper-

What other consoles do you know that seem to make things cool, but nothing like that?

YYYY :
I-

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