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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №154060
 14.04.2020
My daughter in first class. After the distance lessons, the teacher leaves 5-10 minutes. Information to parents and answers to current questions.

A classmate's mother: - We were asked to draw a basketball ball. Should we perform if we have a release from physical culture?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №154059
 14.04.2020
When my son was one and a half years old, I abandoned the wheelchair. It is difficult to carry it everywhere, there is no ramp, there are narrow doors, there are passages, and it is heavy. The child walked a lot, and already at this age he could withstand five hours of relentless walk, occasionally crawling over his neck.

When my son was two and a half years old, I went with him to the country store 3.5 km in one direction. A couple of stops for five minutes. I never complained, I never knelt. Neighbors were surprised, they and themselves would hardly pass that route, constant descents and rises.

A year passed. My son was three and a half years old. They came back from the store and he said, “Mom, I’m tired.” “How is it? You walked quietly and wasn’t tired?”

He looked at me, “Yes, I couldn’t talk.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №154058
 14.04.2020
A friend may be unreal. There are no fake enemies.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №154057
 14.04.2020
She has a classmate Alice. On an online lesson, a teacher asked her to answer one question, beginning with the words: Alice, and call me, please.

The girl Alice on the compact activated her virtual sign from Yandex, which immediately boycotted her readiness to the whole class: I listen to you!

One of the boys reacted first: Alice, turn off the computer!

Following the cool chat, Alice flew out real - the voice assistant did her wet job.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154056
 14.04.2020
My grandchildren study online. I ask the school administration to give money for new curtains and repair of furniture.

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