On the way to the garden, a neighbor met his daughter. Sit down, he says, we are pleased. I go, I see, the baby does not take my eyes away from the girl, liked to see. I was four years old, and you?

and 5!

I can read and count!

I too.

And I’m... And I’m... That one will tell you, then another. The moon, says, is the satellite of the Earth and creates tides! A photon is a particle and a wave at the same time. There are several kilograms of microbes inside us. While he was driving to the garden, he told so many things that I had never heard from him - a wonder I give!

It is said that if a man’s task is to change the world, women are to inspire him to do so.

There is no better advertisement than cheap.

I sit and eat. A guy of 18 years old and a beautifully dressed woman clearly older than 30 are going to the table, both with pads. The exorcist flies up and says, “Dude shit, I’m in your mouth, in your nose, etc., I don’t like you – you’re changing me for an old lady, dude!” He turns the pillow in the woman’s hands and runs away.
I sit quietly, in 5 minutes they bring another bowl and quietly eat. And the phrase: “Mom, well, it’s probably the best compliment!“”

The wife of the head of the Russian Foreign Ministry has arranged a scandal after the CIA discovered five previously unknown daughters of Lavrov falling under sanctions.