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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16478
 14.05.2009
She: If a woman goes down with her head, she has a lover. If a woman goes with her head proudly raised, she has a lover. If a woman holds her head straight, she has a lover. If a woman has a head, she has a lover.

Faina Georgijevna Ranevsky women

He is: Scuchi...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16477
 14.05.2009
More about Roosevelt. He himself told me in an interview.
Once invited a great violinist to play with some university orchestra in the U.S., they do - invite the great with ordinary amateurs to play. There was a student from Russia. And one girl, an American, very much wanted to express her admiration for the great musician necessarily in Rostropovich's native Russian. I asked a Russian student to write this phrase in transcription to learn. And the concert day, the success is complete, everyone is pleased. A student approaches Rostropovich and says:
“Master, well your mother!” our people.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16476
 14.05.2009
in the subway saw a picture: comes a blonde becomes at the police station next to the emo head, the car is touched by the trembling hand of the emo climbs, he falls and catches for the biggest thing that is nearby, for the blonde, and he adds a sleeve here the dialogue takes place
He is from sex: why? Is it coincidence?
She is the voice of a turtle from the Kung Fu Panda: coincidences are not coincidental!
The wagon lay

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16475
 14.05.2009
Alex-zlo: May 9 went to the country, in front of the old BMV (German car), on the rear glass the inscription - TROFEY and on the sides of the inscription Soviet stars :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16474
 14.05.2009
Fo4ka: the whole world arranges the “Earth Hour” and only all Russia has long thought about it and every summer arranges the “two weeks of hot water”.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16473
 14.05.2009
GRaFIN (23:08:59 11/05/2009)
I love Uralmasch, EP...
I went out to the balcony and saw a beautiful picture.

GRaFIN (23:10:04 11/05/2009)
He walks a very uncertain walk.
He holds it in his hands. (pics)

GRaFIN (23:10:23 11/05/2009)
Cannabis bush
normal such a bush, along with the roots
Recently removed somewhere.

GRaFIN (23:11:25 11/05/2009)
Filed to:Jamaica, Fuck

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16472
 14.05.2009
Lppt: Spring... the girls move their weights to summer time.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16471
 14.05.2009
"You will be cursed" now with success can be replaced by "Yeshua you in grandchildren";

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №16470
 14.05.2009
xxx: I would go anywhere
YYY: go to you naked

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