Early morning message from ASCII:
Server orientation, I want you to believe... I want you to cry!
After the game-control, before the general trouble, you did not make backpacks!!!! to

But the external blocks of the air conditioners heat the surrounding air and because of you, the bourgeois, we, the normal people, are hot!
WOW: WOW, and the engines of the cars are heating up, someone is cooking something on the plate,...
And they are shooting more...

<xxx> This is a crazy idea!!! I wonder if suddenly!! Human beings will defeat gravity, will it be possible to bring submarines into orbit, equipping them with manoeuvres and main engines, of course, and a little of course re-equipped for a new environment? I am in the sense if the body will withstand them especially and do not need to rework.))))
<yyy>Put off a little...

When you hear again from the authorities about another “brotherly people”, you involuntarily want to ask, “We are you?”

I read in ideer.ru:

The story #53823:
One day, with 300 rubles, I managed to go to the city of my dreams, St. Petersburg. I just got a call from a man we met a week ago and invited me to this stunning city. He didn’t take a penny from me, he didn’t hint on sex. At the same time, I lived in a beautiful apartment, every day had a delicious meal in the cafés, traveled around the city, visited many museums, returned with a bunch of magnets. Since then we have never seen each other. He fulfilled my dream, the most selfish good man)))

The story #53892:
I met a girl from a rural town. We talked for a week and I jokingly suggested: come to me at Peter! What do you think, it was on the first train. As it turns out, absolutely no money. I took her to museums, showed the city, fed and drank, lived with me for a few days. Intelligently I did not stick, I thought, even if the spark did not fade, she would be grateful to me for the time and money spent on her. She went to Urupinsk and hasn’t even called since. I was offended by something.

The most reliable passwords for illiterate people

XXX: No, but not he, he is naughty
YYY: He is normal, why is he naughty?
xxx: he bought an onedrive subscription and holds images of pirated windows compilations there, because it’s convenient to store ISO files in the cloud.

When I started breastfeeding, I began to understand what a lot of aunt's fun was about.
He sat behind the compass, and then he started going crazy. The hell knows what he is doing! I really didn’t press anything!!
Then I looked at it, and I pressed the gap...

On the corporate radio:
-And for the chief of the transportation shop we will put the song "Lysy Chumohod" of the Roxette group (on the backdrop of the start-up songs "Lyssen to May Hot")

M: Oh, and I also took Sergei from the cracks!)
M is fucking))
M is Sergey!
M is fucking
M is spraying! and gt; (
M: The word fucking means we already know.

The breath is Whitney Houston, Celine Dion is Eurynexton. Oh young people...

Midnight: We have a sleeve with sleeves in our office - you can curl if you freeze. I sit and sit. The Dima comes, says "O! I’m talking to you with a hat on your head – and you’ll be like in this movie, about the wizard boy.
and Harry Potter? I’d rather have a magic stick", I answer.
"Do you know any magic?"
One thing I remembered. "Avatar Kedavir" – I say. "And what does it do?""E, well... it kills all living things".
Dennis interferes in the conversation:
We will not give this man a magic stick.

On May 5, Russian Communications Minister Nikolai Nikiforov announced the start of work on the creation of a domestic mobile operating system.

EYEaM: I also decided to do sports. I buy a gym subscription, sportswear, shoes. I waste a lot of money. And then I do nothing.

The difference is that you spend money and he gets it.

And we had a colleague whose calling song was Pugachev "Opeyaja meteor..."
The colleague often spoke on the phone, and the melody never played up to the word "metel".

Fifteen years ago my father told me.

The neighbor has two young children, 3 and 5 years old. He works with his wife. He regularly leaves children with his younger brother. and wicked.

Once I go out to smoke, he passes by.

I ask him, “Why don’t you look at the kids?”

Let them sleep, he replied.

At 11 a.m. how did you sleep?

- Usually... the age of the star smiled, the eyes closed themselves.

I read the book about the Three Musketeers and find interesting things there. In particular, it is mentioned that from the outskirts of Paris to the royal palace of D'Artagnan had to go ALL twenty minutes. Apparently, then the whole of Paris was less than one micro-district of modern Moscow.



At the same time, I remembered a funny fact. Anyone who has read about Robin Hood probably remembers the enormous and mysterious Sherwood Forest, in which there was a shelter for robbers, a small camp that no one could find. The area of the Sherwood Forest was 25 square miles, i.e. an area of 6,400 hectares. Have you been to the Queen? Its area is only four times smaller, that is, the forest is not so large. And here in this square for many years hid a crowd of people, who were constantly trying to find, but never succeeded.



Funny things open up when you start looking at numbers in books.

#room_of_Vasya

I work in the same organization twice. I am officially organized in it and at the same time I work there anonymously as a freelancer. It was fun when the second was set as an example to me the first. But when a freelancer offered me to go to the office for my job, it wasn’t even funny.

In class 2-3 (the 1990s) I brought the pyramid of Rubik (Mefert) to school and twisted it on the shifts. My classmate with the words “Oh! And I know how to collect such things,” she asked to twist. I was tired and I decided to let her torture. She turned aside and literally in 15-20 seconds on the palm stretched me the ready-made pyramid! My friends and I just broke up, because we could have collected something like a single barrel. They picked up and asked to repeat. 15-20 seconds and ready.



We then decided that there must be some secret to quickly gather it, because none of us did. Couldn’t we all be so stupid?



After the summer holidays, she did not return to her class. The teacher said that she was recognized as a wanderkind and sent to study in a cool high school. A good leader even showed us an article about her in the newspaper. It was also about the fact that "I've read all the textbooks already" she wasn't lying then either.)

observed? The best sense of humor at work is always with the director. Not noticed? Then I know why you were fired.